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2011-02-25T19:02:00.002+08:00

i wan a new bike. not bcos its ugly, its old, its cheap. i very nian jiu de. i dun tro things which has been wif me for yrs, my pri schl de bag i still gt kip hor. and the soft toys been wif me since 7 yrs old,mostly got it when i was hospitalised. but anyway, i dun love them/hate them but i still kip them cos gt gan qing liao. so, if i wan a new bike, definitely its not bcos the bike in my hse is old and etc. that woman, kip on broadcasting i wan a new bike, i dun wan the old bike to relative. well, wat she say is rite, i dun wan the old bike, but she dun understand y i wan a new bike. i told her alrdy, i wan my own bike. but she takes it as i wan a new bike i dun wan use the old one. n den she tell my auntie about the lcb de sister de son bought a thousand plus bike made of aluminium use one hand jiu ke yi carry le, very light. she dun understand. i say i wan new bike, is a new bike, a bike i own. not a bike which was like pass down by whoever pass it down to us. not like a ex bike like tat stupid lcb de stupid sis de stupid son buy de. she and my auntie say bike can ride can liao, y have to buy new one? haizzz... no atter how i say, they wont understand... sian. n i dunno y ppl like to gif another ppl old things. i srsly dunno y. i gt a bike when i was young. a green small bike. it was supposed to be my big bro's, but i took it. n he gt another bike. so tat green bike, when i was like 6 yrs old, i have been riding it.i grew up wif tat bike. srsly. when my gameboy was lost due to some stupid reasons, i was riding my bike everyday. n den, i was too big for tat bike and it was kept in the storeroom. den, a few yrs ago, i found out tat it was missing. wth. the lcb took my bike, n my bro's bike to gif the stupid lcb de stupid sis de stupid son de stupid kids. he took my bro's bike, i dun care. but my bike! wth, its my bike leh. asshole, now my bike is over at punggol at the stupid lcb's sis de hse. this new yr, i went to their hse to bai nian, i saw the kids riding my bike, asshole. they totally change my bike! FUCK!!!!!! MY BIKE DE BELL IS RUSTY DE!! AND THERE IS A STICKER ON THE BELL WHICH SAYS I (HEART SHAPE) MY BIKE! NOW ITS A FUCKING NEW BELL WITH PINK ON IT!!! WTH!!!! HOW CAN THEY CHANGE MY BIKE??!!! FUCKER ASS!!! THEY NOE TATS MY BIKE OR NOT??!! I NVR SAY I WAN GIF THEM LEH!!! ASSHOLE!!! NOBODY CAN TOUCH AND RIDE MY BIKE UNLESS I ALLOW THEM TO!!! WTF!!! WTH!!! BASTARD! THEY ALRDY TOOK MY BIKE, CANT THEY JUST KIP THE BELL??!! THE BELL IS WIF THE BIKE DE LEH!!! I LOVE THE BELL TILL THE ROUND STICKER ON IT I NVR TAKE OUT LEH, MY BRO DE STICKER FIRST DAY HE GT IT HE GO PULL OUT. I VERY ZHEN XI AND LOVE MY BIKE DE LEH, I NVR MAKE IT CRASH INTO ANYTHING I NEVER DROP IT ON THE FLOOR, I NEVER RIDE IT ON MUDDY GRASS PATCHES I NVR JUST LEAVE IT LYING ON THE FLOOR AND GO RUNNING AWAY ELSE WHERE!!! FUCKING CHILDREN!! THAT'S HOW THEY TREAT MY BICYCLE. JUST BECOS THEY PUT FOUR WHEELS, THEY RIDE VERY FAST DEN SUDDENLY BRAKE!! WTH!!! MY WHEELS WILL SPOIL LA, FUCKER. AND THEY PURPOSELY CRASH INTO WALL DEN STILL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH WTF!!!! SERIOUSLY, THEY TOOK MY BIKE AND TREAT IT LIKE SOME SHIT. ASS! FUCKER, LCB GO DIE LA, THE FAMILY SO RICH CAN AFFORD A STUPID THOUSAND PLUS BIKE STILL GIF THEM MY BIKE. ASSHOLE.
ok, fuck, i have a lot to say but the fking s1 is fucking threatening me to gif him play. end it here for now. fuck.

2011-02-16T13:12:00.000+08:00

i got a really mao dun de shi qing. i gt a story in my mind n i hope tat maybe one day it would be broadcasted on tv n i really tink tat if tat story is going to be tv, it would definitely win all the star awards. seriously, i tink tat my story is very gd. but mao dun de shi, tat story is somewhat like slam dunk. i mean, its about basketball, its about a guy who nvr play basketball b4 play in a team, its about a losing team win in the end, its about a guy hu has great potential in basketball n did a lot of things tat normal ppl cant. all this point seems similar like slam dunk, but! its not totally similar. ok, i m going to list some points which i tink similar n i hope u guys can c whether i m just copying the slam dunk story or not. ok, firstly.
similar point one: a guy hu is tall is invited to a basketball team which is always losing. but hor, my guy hu is invited to tat basketball team is not bcos he tall only. in slam dunk, after seeing tat sakuragi is tall, haruko ask him he like basketball or not, taught him to dunk n den he did a lot of things so tat the leader of the team would let him join. in my story, a player saw his super human ability of jumping so hi n running so fast in a basketball match with some other guys n he ask him to join the basketball team. the guy always wanted to be the best, he heard tat the team is always losing n players are all quitting, n he tinks tat he can show off his skills in the team since it sounds so noob so he joined. but after joining, he found out tat there are a few hu r quite pro so he stayed so tat he can become stronger than them. in summary, tat guy just wan to be stronger than anyone else.
similar point 2: sakuragi tot tat he was dumped by haruko(dey havent even started)after she said tat she hates him after she saw a injured rukawa with team sakuragi n he hates basketball again. he den insulted basketball in front of haruko's bro(he did not noe he was her bro den)n akagi(tat bro)challenged him to a basketball challenge. n rule is, b4 akagi score 10 shots, sakuragi score in one shot, sakuragi wins. of cos sakuragi had a hard time trying to take the ball away but after haruko hu new tat she wu hui sakuragi came to watch the match, he gt his fighting spirits back n he used his jue zhao which is moving so damn fast in front of the net, creating a wall(only in anime can like tat)n sakuragi used the chance when akagi is surprised wif the "wall" to take the ball away n all crowds cheered n started to support him.but even if he gt the ball, he cant break through akagi's defence.den he tot of a strategy, threw the ball to the board n raced to it,he wanted to take the rebound but akagi gt the ball 1st. he doesn't care n just grab the ball too n dunked it in.n he won the match. in the show, rukawa saw him play basketball for the 1st time n he was a litle bit surpried by his skills(cos he is a stupid guy hu does not appreciate talented ppl). in my story, the guy would be playing against wif a new coach hu is like so strict n looks stern,totally diff from coach anzai, hu is chubby, dun care if sakuragi always pull his double chin n only says ho ho ho if he does not wan to ans u srsly. ok, n cos the basketball team is funded so the father hu funded dun wan to waste money so he change the coach to one hu was once a national player. he was angry tat the new guy was late n was not serious in basketball as he was not even sorry for being late n ask him to leave. the new guy say tat he has no rights to n dey argue. the new coach say he don't even looks like a guy hu noe how to play basketball n the new guy challenged him to a battle. they play full court wif only the two of them.ok, now this part may be a bit copy. but eh, u noe the lan qiu huo also use this method to challenge? i mean shooting one shot before the other opp gt 10 shots. u dunno, u go n watch the lan qiu huo. ok, so, using the same method, they started playing. but, my way of winning is diff. cos they r playing full court, so the net they score would be diff. after the coach shot 9th ball, he said tat he shld just go now n it wont be embarassing. the new guy heard the other players saying to the guy hu invited him how can he choose such a lousy player to the team, he is going to make the team worse. n he gt angry. the new coach den dribbled past the new guy n tried to shoot the last ball to end the game, the new guy hu was like far away from the coach, sprint so damn fast back to his net n jump in time to block the shot. the ball was on the floor, n ok, just like slam dunk, both players tried to grab it n the new guy grab it first. n just like slam dunk, the new coach said things like he cant go past him n the new guy srsly cant. den he tot of a strategy. not the one used in slam dunk. he threw the ball hi n far n started running to the other side of the court.the coach thinks tat he is trying to grab the rebound n w8ted under the net for the ball. but even b4 the ball is near te hoop, the new guy jumped up. the height is not normal de high. n when he grab the ball, he was like flying to the hoop with the ball n dunk it in, the coach hu tried to stop him was knocked on the ground. ok,sakuragi dunk it in too, but the way they dunk is diff. ok, the new guy win too, but the reason to challenge n the opponent is diff. srsly, lan qiu huo oso use this method of challenging, if 2 or more shows use the same thing, it would be like so damn not original.
similar point 3: sakuragi n ryota dun like each other. ryota dun like him cos he tot sakuragi was going out wif a girl he secretly love. sakuragi dun like cos he hit him. but after one nite, they found out tat they r both dumped by girls so many times, they feel like they r in the same boat, they became gd frens n ryota is his closest fren on the team n ryota taught him jia dong zuo.my idea is, the team leader was told by the coach to train the new guy. the team leader hu is a point guard(just like ryota) den unwillingly teach the new guy. he is very strict n his attitude is like rukawa but is not so bastard like him. he dun like to talk if wat u toking does not interest him. rukawa is like he can oso be born without a mouth n his teachers only teach him how to say idiot n stupid. the new guy was a bit scared of the leader at 1st cos he does not tok much n look like he is angry all the time. den after a long night practice, the leader suddenly said about how he enjoyed playing basketball n nobody can understand his feelings n ppl tink he is being too dramatic about it.n the new guy oso said something like he gt a special feeling when he scored a decisive shot in the previous match n the team won bcos of tat. the leader thinks tat the new guy oso has the same feelings tat he has for basketball n den was very good to him.i noe the reason tat he became frens wif the new guy may be lame, so i added tat tat guy is a little bit dramatic cos he watch too much drama n is easily influeneced by them. he taught him a lot of tricks n the next day, ppl r shocked tat the leader hu is normally cold towards the new guy is happily talking to him bout basketball.ok, in slam dunk, sakuragi had this special feeling too when he dunked in the match with shoyo. but, it was not the end of the game when he did tat n he gt fouled out too. ok, it was not a special feeling, everytime he score, he would proudly say haha wo shi tian cai, but after tat dunk, all he could hear was his heartbeat n nth else when ppl congratulate him, he would oso gif a proud response, but he could only hear his heart beat n nth else. n my char oso had similar exp wif him. n about the leader guy, in slam dunk, ppl r oso shocked tat sakuragi n ryota has became gd frens all of a sudden but they r oso happy cos tat means tat they wont fight anymore. in my story, they only feel shock.
srsly, there are a lot more similar but diff points, if i list them all out it would like so damn damn long. but, its really original. i mean those hu watch slam dunk b4 would obviously, instinctively compare it to other basketball shows cos slam dunk is a classic. it is the legendary basketball story. even lan qiu huo oso same to slam dunk. tat yuan da ying is obviously sakuragi,jump hi, run fast,in the show he learned something called dunno wat gt butterfly de, it is just a simple, normal, skill which let u pass opponents. its just like twisting your ankle n turning your body those basic basketball stuff. n sakuragi noe them.the show just made it dramatic. my show is not so damn dramatic like them. i wan to make it like slam dunk, sakuragi may be like impossible cos no matter how fast u move your body, it wont be seen as a wall. but, the possible thing for sakuragi is, he trained very hard, throwing 2 million balls in just a few months n he learned how to shoot from a distance. from just knowing how to layup n dunk, he learned to shoot a distance away from the basket.from a guy hu noes nth about breaking through defence, he learned n master jia dong zuo n surprised all his opponents.from a guy hu does not noe how to grab rebounds, he became the rebound king.from a rookie guy hu is like always a burden to the team to a pro guy hu is compulsory for the team to win.at least this type of things ppl noe is possible, n tats y the show is so damn gd n motivating. but the lan qiu huo, is srsly can really appear in drama only, real life is not possible. they do de special training catch alot of basketballs using their body n i forgt to train wat liao. but, this is like so damn not helping n training.my story may not be like slam dunk, getting ppl to suddenly have the urge to play basketball or gt an award from the basketball association just like the guy hu drew slam dunk cos he make japan basketball popular, but at least it shows tat if u really try hard u really can do it. n i oso feel very sian about another thing which is. the name for the main role players alrdy tot about them long ago liao. when i 1st have the idea of this story, i was like naming my lead roles n wat the, it only was a few months later n i saw tat the po tian wang totally use the name for my guy hu was supposed to be similar to sakuragi. n the name is yang zhen feng. now i totally have to rename tat guy, srsly, yang zhen feng sounds so cool n all. sian.
ok, back to neopets liao. n srsly srsly srsly, it may look like slam dunk but it is really original.

2011-01-26T18:16:00.000+08:00

woke up real late today, saw my hp gt 3 msg, one from pek one from xueling one from moe. at 1st i dunno tat it was from moe i tot it was some stupid ads cos it starts with 74blah blah blah. luckily i see the 2 msges n check tat msg. heng ar, nvr del.n the next feeling is sian. tat course sounds so stupid. even though all course i submitted all sounds stupid, but this most stupid. but watever la, at least its tp. sian, poly gonna start soon. heard tat april starts. sian, so fast. just starting to enjoy only. sian. srsly, when i say tat i dun like the course tat was given to me, adults started asking so r u worried about failing the course or not good at tat course? sian, actually course is not something i m going to worry about in poly. the thing to worry is getting lost in the poly or dunno where to go for lessons in the poly n the clothes part. sian. i srsly dunno y all the girl clothes so damn dumb de. sian la, my aunties went shopping wif me to buy some clothes but all dey choose de is girly girly de. seriously not my style. i am so worried about the clothes hanging in my wardrobe now. so stupid looking. i told them wo bu shi he chuan zhe xie, but they told me i am zhar bor, shld wear na xie, bu yao xiang tom boy yi yang. haizzzz.. luckily my ah mah gt more ren qing wei, for the shorts, at least she gif me a choice to choose. at least i say i dun like, she nvr force me buy.sian, n my weight is getting higher n higher last time i check is 73 den now 76, wth??!! i wonder if the weighing machine spoil, but it may be accurate cause has been eating snacks n stupid stuff for the past few days.sian, i hope i can wear t shirt. maybe i can tou tou wear my bro t shirt when i go to schl? his clothes better than mine lor. nicer leh. sian. n recently my grey t shirt was thrown away cause my auntie say its torn. just a small tiny hole only. i was so damn sad. seriously sad, no bluff. nearly gt tear drop out when i could not find tat shirt anywhere when i was going to go bathe. tats my most fav t shirt ever. haizzz...... n i am still w8ting for bob to gif me my present. maybe i can use it in poly. i will bring to poly everyday n play everyday. hopes the present faster come, now new yr alrdy still haven even see it, sian.ah, watever.dun wan type liao. zai jian.n no ps today. dun feel like psing.

2011-01-22T16:59:00.000+08:00

finally can blog without prob. but now tat i can blog, i dunno can post wat. cause a lot of things guo qu hen jiu le, type down will feel nth have no emotion when typing so i wont type past stupid things which once made me really wan to bash them up. so lets talk about harvest moon.
recently, i started to love to play harvest moon b&g. cause ar, tats the only game which i tink is fun in the psp which has 10 plus games. the others r all mahjong n puzzle types, not my generation. n so everytime i come ah mah hse i will play my harvest moon. at first, i choose to play the boy de. but, i found out tat seriously, the boy mei you mei li. the girls see him will not shy shy de. n they gt bf liao, so diff to zhui them. so i choose girl de. gt 2 guys see her will shy shy one. i choose the cliff. cause hor the grey hor which is the wear cap de very fickle de. he likes me but always go to the library n tok to the book girl. sian, he love at 1st sight me but everyday 1pm go meet tat girl. he say he like read book fake one la, he just wan to see tat girl. ok, enough of tat guy, so i went to tok to cliff everyday. sian, cheats n guides say he love spa boiled egg u gif him he will very happy. waste my egg. he only say thank you. i tot i becos i nvr wrap so i spent 100g go wrap. sian, still a thank you only. waste my money waste my egg. some more 1st time i make spa boiled egg i tro wrong place go offer to the goddess, sian. tok to him everyday still green heart. sian. n the little guys hu will help u when u request help from them r all very lazy n not serious in their wrk. sian. i plant 63 seeds, sian, ask them water everyday they only water a few only. den after a few days only 3 onions harvested.sian,dunno ask them for wat. waste 1 hr walking there n back to hse but they gif me bad quality service. gt a cheat say put dog on bed for some time will heart max. i went to another website c tat dog will stuck there. luckily i search guides from different source.sian, psp play until sian. use laptop comic read finish liao oso sian. now so sian. when cannot use com got so many things i wanna do. but when i can use i find nth to do. sian. n the most sian part is, this laptop dun have msn cause they nvr download. sian, the guide say cliff dun like weeds but sian everytime i clear next day grow back n those stupid short guys doesn't do weeding.
sian.
bless my character n cliff can marry.
the end.

ps:sian,dunno wat to ps but just feel like ps-ing.

2010-12-20T21:49:00.000+08:00

seriously, everyday has something which makes me so damn angry n so wanting to shout n scold n say vulgar.
seriously, where went wrong in the blood? the lcb side ah mah is a nice woman, so why her descendants all like total sh*t.
the ccb, she needs to get a haircut cause her hair is too long n she need to make her passport for my malaysian cousin's wedding. she came back home tonight, asking the lcb to bring her to bedok to get haircut from her fren, she always get her haircut there n when i was young n lived in bedok, i also always go to her for hair cut. not only because they r frens but also because its cheaper than those cut hair a bit nid pay $20++ tat kind.
but!
tats not the point i want to say
the point is , f**k!
ccb asked tat f***ing lcb to drive her to bedok, if he drove her there, her shop still open, so can get there in time. tmr she has to go out to do something else. but tat lcb actually said this to her:
(i translate to eng cause type chi very ma fan) yesterday u go bedok dun wan cut, now at night den u wan cut
F**K
IS TAT WAT A MAN WOULD SAY TO HIS WIFE?!!! COME ON LA, U STAY AT HOME, ONLY WILL GIVE OUT POLLUTING GASES AND POLLUTE THE WHOLE HOUSE. SHOULDN'T U DRIVE HER THERE? ITS SO NEAR! BEDOK! COME ON! IF ITS YOUR SIS OR YOUR SIS'S CHILDREN I WONDER WHAT U WOULD SAY TO THEM.
HAPPILY SAY: OK OK! I GO PICK U UP
if i was a guy, if i m a husband, this small little thing, i could do it. he said this because he wanted to watch channel 5. seriously, he does not understand eng, n yet he always watch channel 5. u may say gt sub, but seriously, even without sub, he will still watch. i dunno for wat.
he is the most f**kiest guy in this whole damn world.
i dunno why they married. i tink they should just divorce. for goodness sake.
this is not the first time.
whenever ccb wanted him to do something he would just reject in an annoyed tone n most of the time he is watching tv.
he says i m lazy, not helping the family. but i tink he is the most laziest guy in the wrld.
once, big bro gt sick, hi fever. the lcb was sleeping n it was not like middle of night, like 8-9pm. s1 most closest to him. nobody dared to wake him up so ask s1. when he knew tat big bro was having hi fever n was alrdy sick earlier but did not say, he just scolded. say if gt fever shld say earlier y w8 until so late then say. n den, unwillingly with a f**king face went out with the sick bro.
seriously, his child is sick. n the fever is like really serious. he should be worried rather than annoyed n angry cause he gt woke up from his f**king dreams.
i m typing all these now is not because i love tat ccb n felt bad for her.
its because tat lcb really is a f**king man. he is the most f**kiest man on earth. maybe he is the most f**kiest being ever existed. even though i oso really hate tat ccb for being such a ccb but wif a husband like tat, i really wish i could scold tat lcb.
after i heard wat he said, i really wanted to tell him
EH U F**KING IDIOT. JUST DRIVING HER TO BEDOK WILL KILL U MEH? EVERYDAY ALWAYS DRIVE YOUR OWNSELF TO GO BEDOK TO SEE YOUR OWN MOTHER. YOUR MOTHER N HER MOTHER LIVE A TRAFFIC LIGHT AWAY, EVERYTIME U GO SEE YOUR MOTHER NVR GO SEE HER MOTHER. BUT EVERYTIME SHE GO BEDOK WILL GO SEE YOUR MOTHER FIRST. U ONLY GO TO SEE HER MOTHER ONLY WHEN THERE IS FOOD LA. I TINK U SHOULD GO WATCH SOME DRAMA N LEARN HOW TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND N A GOOD MAN FROM THE MALE LEADS LA. EVEN THOUGH THEY R ONLY ACTING, I TINK THE WORST MAN IN THE DRAMA IS OSO BETTER THAN U. I TINK U SHLD NOT BE A MAN, U SHLD JUST BE A DOG LA. U CANT EVEN BE DOG. ONLY INSULT DOGS. U SHLD NOT EVEN EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE LA. NICE ONLY TO YOUR OWN FAMILY N TAT OWN FAMILY IS YOUR MOTHER YOUR SIS YOUR SIS CHILDREN. YOUR WIFE ASK U DO SOMETHING EVERYTIME HEAR U TALK VERY LOUD N SCOLD. THE PIPE ALRDY WEEKS LIAO STILL DUN WAN REPAIR. ONLY NOE HOW TO FART N GIVE OUT POLLUTING GASES. GO SLEEP FOREVER N DUN WAKE UP LA SINCE U LIKE TO SLEEP SO MUCH
F**KIEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
N I TINK THIS COM AGREES WITH WAT I SAY CAUSE AFTER TYPING FOR SO LONG IT NVR HANG

ok. end of it

ps: they should just divorce. really. i tink tat ccb dun wan divorce only because she nids a man n there is no official reason(gt woman outside, violence etc..)to get a divorce.
n if they divorce, i would follow none.
live on my own, die on my own.
SERIOUS

2010-12-18T19:02:00.000+08:00

my com gonna hang soon,n dunno wat to post. seriously, for days, i am so damn sian. the com will always hang in every few minutes. if lucky, it will hang in 10 mins. sian, den have to restart n restart n restart. sian, den hang again. n sian, my phone the problem back again. i tot tat it was healed, but sian, wth, when i put on ear piece listen to my songs, sian wtf wth suddenly full blast my ear nearly bleed. sian dunno wat to type anymore. maybe u can try to count how many sian i have typed n den submit your ans, no deadline. but even if u really go n stupidly or sianly count the numbers of sian tat i have typed n tell me the ans, i wont really care about tat. cause i m not going to count the number of sian. n sian, kip nagging me to wrk. i damn really dun like wrk. kip saying my frens all wrk only i stay home qiao er lang tui. sian, this is my life leh. sian, maybe its not. i cant do wat i want. sian, is this your life?y do u have to kip making this life the way u want? gvt gt a rule say after o lvl all teenagers shld go wrk n gain exp meh? to earn $$ meh? dun have rite? so y must i do it? other ppl wan wrk is their prob, i dun wan wrk den dun wrk la. come on la, my body not your body. my body wan move dun wan move u have no rights to comment. n sian, just now hang den restart.luckily gt save all this bullshit. if nvr den sian, i will feel tat my time is wasted n sian, i will really try to bash this com up. haizzzzzz, sian dunno wat to do. now tat they kip on asking me to go n wrk, makes me dun wan wrk anymore. cause i m a pan ni de xiao hai. wat u ask me to do i wont do it. but if u ask me to eat i will eat. if u ask me to take $900000000000000000000000000000000 from your wallet, i will take. if u ask me not to eat shit, i really wont. if u ask me dun go n die, i will listen to u. cause i dun wan to die. sian nth to post liao leh. ok one more thing. bora is very damn cool. ok, now can link to slam dunk, surely can type a lot. but sian ltr will hang. n sian, even though com is going spol liao but s1 still will snatch cause laptop cant use after tat incident. sian. nvm, chang hua duan shuo. bora ran a relay n den her team was like half a lap behind the others n there was such a big gap. when its near her turn, she even ran back to get the baton from the runner cause its last round n ppl r alrdy heading towards tat finishing line. so she ran damn fast to close up tat gap n finally after running like mad she caught up wif the rival runner. den she was running side by side n only side by side cause she really used up a lot of energy to catch up.but she nvr gave up n overtook tat runner. even though the result is ryonan, the process is so damn shohoku so i tink she is very cool. the result is ryonan because ryonan gt the third place in the finals n bora gt third in tat relay n the process is shohoku because during the match wif ryonan, there is a big diff in their points but shohoku did not gave up. they tried very hard but still could not get the lead bu the difference is really damn small but there was so little time left, but they did not give up on winning, they tried their very best to get the lead n den they did it.n they defeat ryonan n gt a 2nd place. first place is kainan. n the 台词 which sakuragi said is so damn touching n cool n a lot of mixed feelings. when they had the lead n there was still some seconds left,
sakuragi shouted :快回防！仙道要攻过来了！
ryonan was shocked to hear this. why? cause sakuragi doesn't seem the one who would say the correct thing to do in a basketball match. n everybody else tot so too.
shohoku quickly get back to their side of the court in defense position n time's up. wif ryonan at the other side of the court, shocked n tears welling up.
n y sakuragi said that, the reason made tat line so damn cool n all mixed feelings
sakuragi 1st played with ryonan in a friendly match.at tat time, shohoku did not had 三井and宫城so their difference in strength in real big. so they had a hard time scoring. but den, they r still strong enough to gif them a tough match because of sakuragi n the others hu did not give up. den near the end of match, sakuragi only nid to shoot one ball in to get the lead. after a long damn time of attacking n defending, rukawa saved the ball which was going to go out of bounds n the ball was passed to sakuragi hu came to catch it. sakuragi den scored the points n they gt the lead. at this time, shohoku started cheering n cheering n cheering n was so damn happy. but they forgt tat the time is not up yet. shohoku's side of court is empty because everybody ran to the ryonan's side of court to celebrate. n so, 仙道 easily scored the point n turn the tables around. time's up. victory should go to shohoku. but because they were too happy tat they had the lead finally, they lost. n sakuragi feels so damn 遗憾. not only because they could win the match. but also because its his first basketball match(even though a friendly match is not official but is still his first match)
n so, at tat time when shohoku had the lead, he quickly shouted out to defend their court.
its so damn cool right?!! he learnt from his previous match n tats y shohoku gt 2nd place. so damn cool, so damn cool.

haizzz sian, end of story liao nth to post. n sian, do u noe tat to post tat story, i had to restart the com 10 thousand times?!!! sian, kip on hanging n hanging n hanging. sain. ok nth more to type liao. sian.

ps:even though i tink tat bora is cool but sistar is still a wierd name(to me)

2010-12-06T12:22:00.000+08:00

since i had nth much to post about my life cause its just the same nagging criticising staring scolding thingy, i wan to talk about team rocket.
after watching the new season, Best Wishes, i tink tat team rocket has really gone bad now. they had become more pro but i like the old team rocket better.
i miss the good old team rocket, cheering for pikachu secretly when it is fighting Lt. Surge's Raichu, congratulating it after it won(secretly, but still gt found out),helping out at pokemon centre even though they should be bad guys, blasting off n have funny comments about their blast off, working part time to get money. i hope tat james did not change much, now only watch a few ep, dunno if their heart change or not. i hope not. now they all wear black, talk proly, move proly,all very serious. in the past, james is so cheerful de, now so serious n dull.since jessie is always the act boss type in team rocket so there's no much difference now, only difference is there's no time for joke, all is about team rocket taking over isshu region.n meowth is more mature liao, sian. in the past the james is always gd to his pokemon n all his pokemon love him dearly, everytime he calls out his grass type pokemon, they would all swallow him(n tat is their way of expressing their love towards him. ony cacnea hug him cause it does not have a big mouth) i dunno if he will change to those hard hearted type hu just call out his pokemon n the pokemon would just fight n not rush to him. i hope not. sian, when i watched a few old ep, seriously, big changes to team rocket. even the old hot air balloon oso change. i miss the meowth hot air balloon. now its just all black wif a R. n the design of the R oso change. seriously, everything about team rocket change alrdy....
i miss the blast off, now they escape like ninja, smokescreen n den vanish... sian, i prefer they blast off. maybe others tink tat its something new but its so dull, not exciting anymore.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
no more
TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN..... ding.

SIAN AR!!!!! N TAT ASH HE IS SO DUMB, I DUNNO Y ALRDY AFTER SO MANY SEASON N SO MANY BATTLES BUT HE STILL DO NOT NOE TAT CATCHING A POKEMON NID TO BATTLE WITH IT FIRST!!
HE JUST THREW THE POKEBALL N WHEN THE POKEMON BROKE FREE HE GAVE A SHOCK EXPRESSION.
I DUNNO WAT WILL MISTY BROCK MAY MAX GARY PROF OAK LANCE ELITE FOUR GYM LEADERS BATTLE FRONTIER BATTLE PYRAMID POKEMON TOWER TRAINERS THAT HE HAD MET AND DEFEATED BEFORE WILL SAY WHEN THEY SEE THIS. THEY WILL THINK
"OH MY GOD, I HAVE BEEN TRAVELLING WITH AN IDIOT!"
"OH!!HOW COULD I LOSE MY BADGES TO THIS STUPID BOY WHO DON'T EVEN NOE THE BASICS??!!"
"ITS AN INSULT!!!"
"OH MY! HE IS A SERIOUSLY DUMB PERSON!!"

seriously, i hope at the end team rocket can return to their normal self. i hope tat the person hu created this story n drew the characters could let them have a chance to return to normal. i seriously hope so.

ok, alrdy very long liao.

zaijian

ps: nth. jus ps for fun since my previous post oso gt ps

2010-12-01T15:50:00.000+08:00

today very sian. even though my life everyday is sian de but 2day is really damn sian. the lcb took leave nvr go wrk n so he n ccb went out early to take away breakfast. tats supposed to be a gd thing but yesterday, i was so damn looking forward to morning, i was so damn looking forward to cook maggie mee n eat it since it has been such a long time i ate it. but the moment i wake up, i saw the fried bee hoon.sian. yesterday... i was so damn looking forward to my maggie mee, i was so excited by the thought of cooking it n eating it tat i had a hard time sleeping( oso because of my aches too, i turned my body felt pain for a long time b4 i could sleep again.)
sian, not able to eat the maggie mee is not the most sian thing.
when the lcb gt back home, he went to the kitchen's toilet.
he said : ah girl jin boh yong eh leh, ah girl boh yong eh la
den the ccb looked at me n whispered wat did i do
seriously, i just woke up, i dunno wat i did wrong.
SERIOUSLY, I DID NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING
den she went into the kitchen,
n i could hear lcb say:
kan dao na ge bu diao dao xi wan pen li ni bu hui na qi lai ar? ni zhen de hen mei you yong leh
n i tot tat the ccb was on my side but she added useless comments
dio si gong la, wa gio yi sao di ma di, jin lan duo leh, boh zou. wu tian liao leh

seriously, i did not even go to the kitchen's toilet. i always go to the master bedroom's toilet cause the kitchen's toilet gt the lcb virus. i did not even noe gt tat towel in the sink. but i just kept quiet n let them scold la, cause its not the first time alrdy, since they find joy n happiness in scolding me, i sacrifice la. scold la. scold.

but den, he walk out of the toilet n ask me, looking(i tink is staring la, he always stare at me one. sibeh hate me. but the feeling's mutual)at me who is watching tv, trying to not care about wat they say.
he ask: wei shen me ni kan dao na ge bu ni bu hui na qi lai fang hao de ar?
SERIOUSLY, I DID NOT SEE TAT DAMN TOWEL, I WAS NOT EVEN NEAR THERE.
n so i replied: wo dou mei you qu chu fang de ce suo, wo mei you kan dao
AND DO U NOE WAT TAT DAMN STUPID LCB REPLIED??!!!
KAN DIAN SHI JI JIU KAN DE DAO, BU DIAO XIA LAI JIU KAN BU DAO

SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! HE TINK WAT, I HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS ISSIT??!! I CAN LOOK AT THINGS INSIDE THE HOUSE EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT EVEN REALLY SEEING IT WITH MY OWN EYES AR??!! HOW WOULD I DAMN SEE TAT THE TOWEL IN THE KITCHEN'S TOILET HAS DROPPED INTO THE SINK WHEN I DID NOT EVEN GO NEAR TAT TOILET IN THE BLOODY FIRST PLACE??!!!

n the ccb, she does not noe anything n she just joined in to scold me.
"yi jin jia boh yong eh la, gong ar mai zou, dei chu chao seng"

the most damn bloody thing i hate about her is she likes to assume. meaning, she does not noe wat had happen. she just hear n c n den tink tat this happened. its only her side of her story. she just gif conclusions just by using her side of story n her point of view.

for example, everytime she went out, she will remind to get the clothes when it rains. n she will call me to remind me.sometimes, i really forgt about the clothes. n it gt wet. but i gt remember now, recently. but den, everytime she calls, she assume tat i was only keeping it cause she called to remind. i dun care to explain to her. i dun gif a damn. so i nvr tell her i kip alrdy so she just scold n scold n scold.
she only use her previous memories, not the fact to judge one person. she tinks she is the good guy, so everything she says is right n correct n its just. sian, why gt this kind of ppl??!!!

n for tat towel incident, i have a scenario in mind which i cant act out in real life but i really damn wan to act out in real but really damn cannot cause its bloody gonna get me out of the house.

(after lcb asked me y i did not pick up the towel...)
me: wo you mei you qu chu fang de ce suo, wo mei you kan dao ta diao la.
lcb: kan dian shi ji jiu kan de dao, bu diao xia lai kan bu dao.
me: eh ni ke bu ke yi bu yao jiang na zhong bai chi cai hui jiang de hua? wo dou gen ni jiang mei you qu ce suo liao, ni shi na yi ge er duo ting bu qing chu?
(to the ccb) hai you ni, ni ke bu ke yi bu yao zhe yang san ba he qian zou? ni dou bu dong shi qing de zhen xiang, jiu xiang yi ge san ba po zhe yang luan luan ma. ni qing yan kan dao de ar? ni qing yan kan dao wo kan dao na ge bu mei you jian qi lai de ar?(to lcb)hai you, nong diao bu shi ni men de cuo ok? ni men shi zui hou yi ge qu ce suo de leh. yao zhao shi qing ma wo ye zhao hao yi dian de la. ni yi wei ni shi lao bei lao bu wo jiu pa ni ar? wo shi pa hui zuo lao wo cai bu yao gen ni men ji jiao de hor. ru guo wo ke yi wo hui ba ni men da si wo gen ni jiang. ta ma de.bu shi wo bu yao da ni, wo lian dong ni dou jue de e xin, na ge ce suo chong man ni de xi jun wo cai bu yao jin qu ar.

seriously, if i said tat, i dun tink i will be typing here now. ok type too long liao.

sayo

ps: if your hanyu pinyin very lousy i oso can do nth cause i will not translate :)

2010-11-30T08:40:00.001+08:00

its totally totally awkward n sian over there. w8ting for bus, w8ting for lrt,in the bus, in the lrt, all they r saying r about wrk. saying about wrk with nice pay, saying about wrk with very good boss, wrking at daiso, wrkin in punggol. they kip toking about wrk. n therefore, i gt nth to do n i just played with my handphone lor. luckily still gt the bubble game cause its nice to play so can kill my boredom. den they ask me i wan go to wrk or not? i say no n return to my games. n on the road to north point, i was damn quiet. den went to watch harry potter which was really boring, but the tickets not i pay de so nvm. but kept yawning after the show but things started to change a little bit when we went to the rich girl house. not as many games as they said.gt 5 games but 1 is out of order. gt table tennis, pool, n the soccer thing where u have to turn the handle and another one is the thing where u have to shoot the disc into the opponent's goal(dunno wats tat called).the most happiest moment at that day is when i was playing the games, cause it was damn fun n nobody is toking about wrk n r also playing. we played at there for about 2 to 3 hours n den it was evening n we decided to tour her house. her house gt a lot of floor n a roof top. the stairs is very tall n the steps looks very small n i tot i was going to fall down the stairs when i went down. n took group photos at her house, awkward group photos. den since we missed the 7pm shuttle bus which bring us to yishun mrt, we decided to stay longer to w8 for the 7.30 de. n we played monopoly,actually nvr really play la. the rich girl offered us the monopoly to play while she went to eat dinner but we were more interested in the tv shows so we decided to fake play monopoly. we roll the dice when she is around, just kip on rolling the dice n moving the tokens without buying any houses till it was time to take the shuttle bus. n on the bus to home, it was all wrk again.n dey started to plan another outing which is on friday n is going to have a picnic. they ask me i wan to go or not i say no. but they kip on asking me so i say c 1st. n today, after effect of walking so long, from morning till night, after effect of bending down a lot of times to get the ping pong ball, after effect of turning the soccer de handle n hitting the disc real hard, my whole body is aching now.

ok so end of yesterday sian n awkward outing wif my pri schl frens.
n i gt nth to post liao.

2010-11-24T13:23:00.000+08:00

sian la. a lot of things make me feel very sian. but some things does not concern me but i also feel very sian. anyway, lets list out all the sian things. starting from the most sian

1)i wan a bike. bike can ride. maybe if i gt a bike can change my mind and go to work cause i can ride to work and this is something cool. however, its not sensible to buy a bike according to somebody. HOWEVER, tat somebody actually allowed the stupid one(s1 for short)to buy beyblade. as u all noe(maybe u all dunno),beyblade gt a new series and new beyblade. so, he bought one beyblade which cost $10 plus. well, is it sensible to buy a stupid metal spinning top for $10 plus??!! in addition, each beyblade in the show gt diff power n popularity in the real world. so, s1 went to takashimaya wif my uncle neighbour n his son n saw another beyblade which is so called "powerful". its $12 plus. n, tat somebody allowed him to buy after asking for permission. from any angle i c, buying a bike is better than buying 2 beyblades which cost so much when its just spinning!!!!!! IF THE BEYBLADE REALLY GOT SPIRITS COME OUT JUST LIKE IN THE SHOW, I DUN MIND TAT SHE ALLOWED HIM TO BUY AT THAT PRICE. BUT IT JUST SPINS!!!! THAT'S ALL!!! IT SPINS!!!! #%$^$^%$%&^$@#!$!$#(*()&(*^!!!SIAN.

2)computer spoiled. now using bro's laptop. n is not like can everytime wan use den use. have to get permision and must share wif S1 which is impossible. its not impossible for me to share wif him. but its impossible for him to share wif me. when i told him he used very long, should be my turn, he say just now is just now now is now. so just now doesn't count. the time will only start counting now. WHAT THE HELL IS HE SAYING??!! CAN I BEAT HIM? NO. SERIOUSLY, THIS FEW WEEKS I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CONTROL MY FIST. I TOTALLY WANT TO CRUSH HIS BONES. BUT I CANNOT. SIAN.

3)handphone spoil. yesterday the illness more serious. now getting better. now only will hang every few minutes, cant backspace when msg-ing or calling ppl and press wrong number. well, the volume still the same though, if u press up vol, it will go max. sometimes even cannot adjust vol. when typing msg, it will go crazy and anyhow choose a wrd. so, i stop using t9, n start typing one letter n one letter which is very diff for me. i have to count by my heart when i do tat. for eg, i wan to type "drink". i say in my heart: 1, 123,123,12,12. if not, i cant type it out. SIAN.

4)always tell me to go to work when i use com or play or watch tv. kip telling me to work work work. SIAN

5)singapore kip losing in asian games. at first when i saw hockey i tot gt a chance. cause there is a player hu is like sakuragi in slam dunk, which has the 对球的坚持. which is running towards the ball no matter where it goes even if it will be out still chase after it. during the hockey, the ball was rolling out of the court n nobody wanted to care about the ball. but SGP number 10 chased after it. even if its rolling out. den at that moment, i say: wa, maybe sgp could win against korea despite the big diff in points. because tat number 10 chase the ball successfully n wan to try a shot, i dunno wat happen the goal keeper blocked him n he flew out of the court, JUST LIKE SAKURAGI, ALWAYS FLEW OUT OF COURT BECAUSE HE NVR GAVE UP ON THE BALL. n den i seriously tink tat sgp can win. sgp gt a penalty shot. i tot tat sgp will use this chance to score and change the morale just like in slam dunk. SIAN. %&^$^#@@#!!$$%^%#%@^%$^$^ NOT IN!!!! den, only one short moment of miracle den sgp started to lose n lose n lose. korea kip on scoring, sgp does not even run after the ball anymore, korea just score n score n score. i also saw when korea score dunno how many times liao, the goal keeper very annoyed and just kick the ball which bounced out of the goal in again(but its not counted la, cause the commentator nvr say anything) when the ball goes beyond the white line its a goal, even if it flew out after getting inside the goal,it also counted. SIAN SIAN SIAN SIAN.

enough of my sian stories. if no life readers have any sian stories to tell, feel free to leave a tag. thank u.

PS: but i will do nth about it...

2010-11-23T16:34:00.000+08:00

to let the no life ppl have something to do, i decided to type.
today, my topic is have a bicycle.
lets start wif y is bicycle so important to me.
well, first, bicycle is very cool.
ppl in drama, wif bicycle they rule the world. they can do all sorts of dangerous tricks, n cycle out of dangers wif their precious bike.
i cant speed ride on the road all speed ride up a ramp and land on a lorry. but just by owning a bike is really cool alrdy. but i cant own. she say i not sensible. dunno how diff its to earn $$. but i really wan a bike of my own. a bike which only my butt can sit on.
too bad, cannot get a bike. when i was younger i watch tv drama c the heroes ride on their horses n rule the world. i wanted to have a horse. but i grew up to know tat now use cars. horses r now for gambling...
what i want, i dun get.
n somemore i dun wan work. i mean i can wrk
but finding a job, is too troublesome
i dun like office wrk
i dun like cashier
i wish to wrk at a place where everyday nid to move goods de, not so heavy la
cause i not macho.
if the world not so real can liao la.
sometimes i wish the world is a pokemon world.
if i live in a pokemon world, i will look forward to the day i am 10.
n i will happily go to prof's lab n get my starter n start my own adventure.
i will train hard wif my starter and catch whole lots of pokemon and den train together. make frens on the way, defeat gym leaders and go to fite the elite four.
i wish tat my starter would be Squirtle. i dun care how pro the new starters are now, but my first pokemon adventure(in gameboy color) is a Squirtle. and i still remember, one time, my neighbour(when i was still livng in bedok) who has played his pokemon for very long, challenged me to a pokemon battle. tat time, i only just started playing. i dunno anything about lvl, i only noe tat my Squirtle was strong. so wif a lvl 5 Squirtle, I battled his lvl 80 Mewtwo. i remember so damn clearly. my first and last cable battle. I lost. sian.
now wif Pek's game, stupid sia tat game!!
after i defeat one pokemon, should be able to choose to switch pokemon but this one cannot. i have to let my poor pokemon be at a disadvantage for the first turn b4 i can switch him out. n the name longest can only 5 letters...
but hu cares, i gt my Squirtle(now Blastoise) n wif my 5 other pokemon, i kill all elite 4 and my rival in the game.
get back to point.
if hor one day all the shows tat i watch de char come to life hor i will happy dao siao. if i make frens wif power rangers ar, wa, so cool.
i also wan make frens wif korea ppl, especailly those bands n groups. now they so pop.
if i befriend them ar, i will ask for their signatures den hor HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I WILL SELL THEM 10K EACH AR!!! RICH LIAO LA
but the most prac thing is to get a rich friend la.dunid be pop star la, rich can liao.
but all these will only happen in my dreams la, maybe in my dreams also dun have..
sian...
i wan a bike...
AND MY BIRTHDAY COMING SOON!!!
BRUCE LEE'S BIRTHDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
YEAH!!! SO COOL!!!!

2010-08-07T13:30:00.000+08:00

Why do we need a cert to get a job? What does the cert means in the society? having a cert means u r clever? means u have the ability? i tink its so unfair. diff ppl may have diff intelligence. ppl may get A1 all the way n some might get F9 till the end but i dun tink tat should decides their future.
lets say, a person hu really cant study, so damn stupid. even if the world's most greatest teacher come to teach him he will also fail like hell. but, he noes wat he is doing, he has a goal in mind. but the reality is, so wat he has a goal? he has no cert? hu is gonna gif a damn about his goal? he go to interview, he tell the person about his goal,about how to make things happen, but when he say "oh, i only gt psle cert". he will defintely be out. BUT! he has the brain, he has the ideas, but just because he cannot study, then he was kana kick out by society. this is like so unfair. so what if u gt a cert? so wat if u very good in studies? like for tat yr pass the exam get a cert means tat u will forever stay tat way? What you have now, you may not have it in the future. i dunno wat the cert is for leh.
for example ar, say myself ar, i tink i m very clever de lor. i m so damn creative but den hor i always get F9. my o level coming liao n my L1R5 gt a 40++
walao eh, if i m a talent, den hor without a cert then i will kana kick out den singapore will lose talent liao la. i tink hor, a job should not only look at the cert la. yes, i agree a clever person wif cert is better than a ppl wif no cert but say he or she is clever. but, at least gif a chance la. maybe, is not say say only leh, maybe really gt the talent leh. even if u get a cert now to prove tat u r clever, doesn't mean that u will forever stay tat way wat. a cert cant prove everything. it can only prove tat u passed the standard, for tat time, only. actually hor, character is also important la. must c the character wat. study until very kiang gt wat use. i hope ar, if i suay suay only gt psle cert hor, i can find at least find a job ar. actually i have tot of one liao. i will go to sell fish, not in market but those shops wich sell fish for pet. maybe go there be cleaner la, clean floor only. because hor if i clean tank i scared will kill the fish ltr mus pay. tats y, i always tell my frens not to forget me n open big company n gif me a job. n hor the avartar de zuko really ar..... cartoon de look nicer.

2010-06-06T19:31:00.000+08:00

Adults, dun say parents or teachers or whoever, lets be general n not specific.
they, often plan things for us. Maybe not all. But they will if they are able to. Agree?
When we r young, if they r able to make us tat way, they will say u have to be this way. They brainwash u wif their ideas. your life, its no longer YOUR life.
so, you share your life wif them? NO! THEY R TAKING CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE!
u dun have a say in your life. not small things like when u gonna bathe.
big things.n when i say BIG, it concern your whole life. u cant do it your way. they plan for u, u do it.
you cant walk the road you find. they paved the road for u, n u HAVE TO walk it.
they say, or maybe u have to find out yourself, this is to let u have a better future
u will have no problems overcoming obstacles cause u have faced them b4.
but, if life is so successful, what can we learn?
失败乃成功之母，没有失败哪来的成功？
somethings, we ourself noe. but they tink we dunno, n den make us do it so tat we will noe. we have no choice but to obey
r we dogs? r u pets or watsoever? no.
they use age to judge one's ability to comprehen. they tink we r still young, so decisions r made for us.
you dun like it? you have to like it, its for u, its not for me.
tats wat they tink.
if we r born to this life, we should have a say in this life.
we should not be taking orders, but leading our own life.
if we have wat it takes, y not let us do it ourself?
you say u r helping us, but in actual fact, its interference to us.
the life is ours, we will take responsibilty for it. if we fail, we fail. but we can stand up from the same point and walk again on the path to succeed.
maybe u say if we dun walk the path u give us, we will eventually take the wrong path which leads to hell.
but sometimes, forcing oso will make a person take the wrong path.
if nth we do r because we wan to do it but because we r TOLD to do it, we will not be happy n in the end, we would just choose to take another path. n tat path might be the one tat u DUN WAN us to take.

2010-05-04T21:49:00.000+08:00

An Interview With Myself
GS:the person asking me ME:me lor

gs: how's schl 2day?
me: erm.. very wat ar. u noe hor, i gt emaths retest, den i study...
gs: and??
me: den hor, i feel i very stupid leh. cause ar, the things i asked my fren nvr
come out leh
gs: is tat stupid?
me: haven finish la, can w8 to hear whole story?
gs: k k
me: actually hor the retest is the same test paper only change numbers. gt distance
graph somemore, die lor nvr learn. but this not the worse la
gs: wats worser?
me: practical exam la, die liao lor. u noe ar, i wan to get sick hor, but very
scared la. i scared ar, the virus mutate how sia, later i die. u noe mutation
very dangerous one de leh!!
gs: so how was it?
me: the physics sure die. i dunno how plot graph ar, den hor the points dunno
put wat. chem worse still. first question ask u how to separate x and y.
the next one ask u to folo wat u write as ans. eh, my steps anyhow write
de leh...
gs: so what did u do?
me: anyhow do la, aiyah, i nvr say wan be scientist. n hor gt one thing i feel i
am very stupid.
gs: again ar? u everytime feel very stupid de.
me: there is a thing called rubber bung. i tot typo error den i ask teacher wat
is rubber bung.eh~~ gt something like tat leh. the orange colour one lor.
first time see ma. den hor i oso dunno for wat use but instruction gt say
nid use.
gs: so did u find out in the end?
me: yalor, really is IN THE END then found out the use de lor. u noe hor, gt
a test nid shake solution. den hor, i tink shake hor nid thumb cover
opening wat,if not everything spill out. so i use thumb cover opening
shake lor.
gs: and den?
me: n den hor, my thumb like wask with bleach like tat lor. so smooth
until disgusting lor. den hor, i do finsih le hor, not on purpose de la,
I saw ppl infront of me hor, put the rubber bung on the opening and
shake lor...
gs: ...
me: can ask question or not? u dun ask i dunno talk wat leh
gs: erm... ok, so how do u tink u will do for your test?
me: lowest zero, highest one
gs: anything u wan to say?
me: gt gt gt, i wan to thank a teacher ar. first time in my life thank a
teacher. except for the THANK YOU TEACHER HAVE A NICE DAY tat one la.
gs: you wan thank hu? n why?
me: i wan to thank Mr T, dun embarrass him by writing his name in this stupid blog.
cause ar, he very encouraging.
gs: example?
me: everytime i take test, he will say encouraging words to me lor. oso gt a Mrs T
encourage me b4 la, but one time only. He is everytime walk past my table
or take test den always tell me 加油.
gs: den u gt or not?
me: u tink very easy meh? i now trying la, always tell myself to work hard. but
den hor....temptations at home gt a lot.n I tink I very wat leh.
gs: what?
me: very what lor. when ppl hear my results they will always say
'u must 加油 leh'. even those like not very close de like at tat time only
meet one time de S girl tell me tat oso. like i very what leh. n den 'what'
feeling hor, dunno how to explain de lor.
gs: anything else u wanna say?
me: i wan ask question. i bet u dunno cause you are me and I am you.
gs: complicated...
me: anyway, i wan ask stress is wat feeling ar? i nvr feel the "stress" feeling b4
den hor even if i feel stress I oso dunno tat is stress wat cause I nvr feel b4.
those hu feel stress b4 can tell me? so i noe whether I feel b4. thank you.
gs: anything u wan to add on?
me: ppl, can tell me gt wat courses or not har? cause my classmates kip toking
about courses, den i realised tat I dunno gt wat course at all leh.
gs: anything else?
me: one last thing la, not very important de.
i have a lot of frens(not paiseh to say)
gs: and den?
me: only 3 out of my a lot of frens dun speak vulgar and 2 of them hate/dislike
vulgar and the other is neutral. they are ET, XL and my gang member Pat, better
known as WB.
gs: are you going to end soon? a bit sian liao leh.
me: anything lor.

OK, THIS IS THE END OF INTERVIEW.
HuMan is very busy de ar, ciao.

2010-03-13T17:05:00.000+08:00

the news everyday about jack neo, y? because singaporeans like to 幸灾乐祸. u tink tat those hu r toking how bad jack neo is r caring his wife? maybe yes, some la. but i say its a NO. dey r just w8ting to c 好戏. after one affair suddenly pop out so many, y? because ar some ppl ar just dun like the peace in the society in the country. ppl r all followers. y in the past dun say out the affair, den after one affair pop up den the others all chiong out leh? pls la, y singaporeans like tat de ar? one day after and the next day hor, gt new things pop up de leh. wa, jack neo affairs can link to so many things de ar, wa, if ss is about jack neo hor, essay surely pass la, so many links. now like everyone wan c him die like tat, he nvr die they all not happy. most of the ppl hu r concerned about his news are all kaypoh de. i oso kaypoh, i oso concerned, but is because his news replaced my entertainment news so i must w8 n c how long this matter can stop linking to other things. n i kaypoh-ing in a normal mood. meaning, i am not angry or sad or watever by the jack(cause i dun care, not my prob wat) but others r cursing him or laughing at him or watever at him n r all w8ting for the next day paper c how the reporter write about him. n hor, watever jack do also not happy. 记者会say not sincere, gt so many things to complain about tat 记者会, dun let him off. say wat he nvr apologise. den wat he speak softer n softer, nvr ans reporter's question so on n on n on. if they wan to pick on him some more, den when can i haf a better entertainment news? if hor, affairs wan pop up hor, pls la, can pop up at one time, dun everyday suddenly haf new de leh, n hor instead of reporting this things tat really does not concern most of us, report on things about other countries or some other better things la. i wonder when will the news about jack neo ends, if reporter very 厉害go report til end of 2010 la, the longest news ever. n the words tat the 阿南say also kana criticised. aiyoh, ltr ar, reporter go report about him, den hor the news will kip on goin n nvr stop.
I WANT MY ENTERTAINMENT NEWS BACK!!!!!!!
n the reporters n singaporeans should just stop, really. if u all kip like saying n commenting n 加油加醋 n watever, this thing will never end. or u wan 破世界纪录izzit? longest scandal in the world?
人非圣贤，孰能无过知错能改。善莫大焉
阿弥陀佛善哉善哉

2010-03-06T15:14:00.000+08:00

Recently, watch mobtv, found out that, in the past, singapore gt a lot of good shows. i wonder y, the years passed, tech advanced, ppl noe more things, learn more things, the shows tat they write should be better but den, now alot of shows not so nice. in the past, i hor, timetable every hour gt show de. because mediacorp very good, always have good shows. everytime, 4.30pm to 9pm excluding the 6.30 news, i always stare at the television. but now.... not interesting la. making me dunno at those hours do wat sia. the mobtv ar, very gd. shows after year 2000 plus become not so gd liao. i feel ar, those shows now hor, the words they say hor, very polite leh. so not real de. i miss fu man ren jian n chun dao ren jian. funny, very singapore n very hao kan. y the shows cannot talk singaporeanly leh? buay sai meh? anyway is for us singaporeans to watch de ma, not for those not singaporeans de to watch. so y cant it be more singapore leh? mediacorp like to chong bo a lot of shows in the past de. i wish hor, dun kip chong bo all those hk drama tw drama korean drama la. always hor sat sun chong bo all those shows hor, i c until sian. y cant they chong bo the shows tat our singapore actors and actresses act de leh( i mean the shows starting from 1990s cause very nice)? like the hong tou jin, i holiday watch de, very nice wat, so real, so singapore(n its not my nian dai de) n the wu jiao ji(actually i nvr watch the show b4, like the song only[the song]>>...wat wat de wu jiao ji, wo de sheng huo zai zhe li...) and the zao an lao shi so many sia. so many good old shows, y g chong bo all those nt singapore de? make me hor everyday so sian leh. the only bad point about mobtv is every show will expire de, so sian lor, if everyshow expire liao den i really nth to watch liao leh cause i am watching old shows from mobtv recently. n hor, in the past hor, sat sun morning gt digimon de leh now dun have sia, den gt alot of china cartoon, not say very bu hao kan la, i sometimes gt watch but den hor the story is not for me de la. since mediacorp like to chong bo should chong bo digimon ma, or pokemon first season i also dun mind. den hor the okto hor, worse sia, the sat sun nite dunno gt wat musical opera thingy, dunno from 7pm onwards do wat sia cause ch 8 gt the show ai... not my cup of tea den luckily still have ch u ar, but hor so little choice. aiyoh too long liao, w8 mus add on, in the past sat sun gt anime de ma, replaced by opera.... okto mostly for kids leh, kids where gt watch opera or listen to classic music de? unless they very hi class la, but must spare tot for nt very hi class de like me ma, ok la end le. zaijian

2010-02-10T16:34:00.000+08:00

since ppl really miss my post, i will post lor
1st la, is hor my money gt stolen.... by stupid one. ***k, he used it to buy cash cards and is use my $200++ sia!!! waste my money leh, tmd i dunno save how long den gt this small amount but he go spend it on useless n stupid things n still dun dare to admit n say wat his fren gif de. u noe ar, everytime like tat de. anything ex hor, is his frens gif de. like last time he gt a lot of yoyo-s den he say his frens gif de. n hor all this "frens" hor, he dun have their tel. no... wtf, hu would believe???!!! only suckers would! n hor, i suspect tat hor, he used my money to buy the yoyo also. now my money stolen den i get to see this point cause he is a stupid kid with no money. f***! but, even if i say it now, hu cares? everyone will say
'u have no proof'
F***, i gt 3 points tat he is the thief but when i said it, the stupid one started to defend himself and my 3 points are like crap to them, not even one word in their ear. dun say i watch too many detective conan so i imaginative, really la. only SUCKERS would believe him even after i tell them about the 3 points. and hor, i wanted the stupid one to apologise to me, but hor the cc* said that the stupid one said tat if he said sorry, it means he took it, but he did not took it so he wont say sorry.
useless la stupid one, u tink tat u tink fast say this sentence den i will believe tat u r not the one ar? I am not one of those SUCKERS ok? u alrdy tell me tat u r the thief b4 u said this line to the cc*.
everybody say i have no proof, u wan proof ar? if u dun mind the trouble and scared tat stupid one will go jail, wan go test for finger prints? the stupid one say he nvr touch my money b4, if he nvr touch, den there would be no finger prints. go test la, sucker.
***K
n hor i wan to complain of a guy la, complain only, not scold la, dun wan get into trouble sia.
i c a guy ar, he tink he very gd de leh, so wat he went overseas? LIC. i mean, so wat? u the only one overseas to study ar? so wat? study overseas only, hu will care sia? and den really la, if i speak like u, i dun tink i would wan to talk anymore lor. if this is how we r going to speak, i rather not. n den hor, i dun smile or laugh, he ask y i unhappy? ..... i m not going to say the f-word la, but hor, really la. pls la, hu dun smile n laugh will look happy de? he tink because he criticise me i angry but pls la, u wan me to smile all day long? i not ah-siao leh!
i dun c a need to smile at tat time, i dunnid to smile for u or anybody, i smile or laugh when i feel like it or when i wan to but not all the time. i dunno wat his mind thinkin sia, not in a negative way la but really la, nvr smile only. all i m saying now rite is not like to offend him or like say negative things but den hor really la, i can learn from him but definitely not speak to others using his way.
guess a bit too long liao la, n really mus say, not trying to be negative towards him or criticise him. just my 'reflection'.

2009-11-28T15:05:00.000+08:00

today, i m gong to tell u how cool Bōsōzoku is! Bōsōzoku is really cool!!! i dunno about the real life de, but in the comic, it is so cool!!! Bōsōzoku r motorcycle gang, they always ride on motorcycle n den go on full speed, regardless the place. n they will remodel their motorcycle so that the sound tat it gif will be very damn loud!!! ITS SO COOL!!! n in the story, a guy from a former Bōsōzoku wanted to find a kidnapped girl, n den, in one call, hundreds of Bōsōzoku all appeared on the road!!! the road are all full of motorcycle and the whole city is surrounded by Bōsōzoku to find the van which the girl is in. n den, when the former Bōsōzoku was about to die later in the story, almost all the Bōsōzoku in japan raced to the hospital!!!! so many motorcycle zooming so cool!!! in the past i tink tat the noise tat motorcycle make r so stupid n noisy, but now, i feel tat it is so cool!! hope singapore will take japanese culture n have a lot of Bōsōzoku!!!! ok tats all.

Bōsōzoku is really cool. I would be so damn happy if i ever meet one, but not on the road. if not they will knock me down n bye bye, tats it. i;m dead.

yesterday is my birthday

2009-10-03T13:17:00.000+08:00

Tommy says:

Hi, I am Tommy. I love to answer questions. I love to solve people's problems. Most of all, I AM A KIND AND LOVELY KID!!!!!! This is not a scam. And, I don't give negative advice to people. But, I could suggest those hu wants to get somebody dead, to join in a school called Assasins Assasinate Private Ninja Academy. You can learn a whole bunch of things there. And, its free of charge. There are rooms so you can stay and live there and only on Sundays, you can go out. However, your identity need to be kept secret. If not you will be bansihed and treated as a traitor and they will keep on following you and make sure you don't do anything that harms the academy. If you get there and learn some ultra speed, you could easily get away with bad things you had done. The school is a tall and huge building in one of the cities. If you all want to ask questions about them, simply email your questions to
golden_shuriken_aapna@Gninja.com
Or u can call
23#000852388*901

2009-09-21T10:03:00.000+08:00

From Tommy,
I have a few ways to deal with a kp mother. One way, cry in front of her, shout all your unhappiness in front of her, say you want to die because of her.
Second way, ask her to shut up. Third way, the most extreme way, that is to just slap her mouth whenever you think she is kp-ing.

regular post.

Today, sunny. I am happy. Breakfast not ready. MSN not working. Later goin facebook to play pet society. Then after that I will play my gunbound. ANd yesterday was great, went to uncle's house play com n play wif my cousins. ANd i learned a new song there. WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD.... bb. goin play liao. blogging is lame.

tats all

2009-09-19T12:58:00.000+08:00

Ask TOMMY!!!!!

How to write in?
Simply complain in your mind, or just shout it out loud, Tommy would be there to listen and gif u an answer.

Who is Tommy?
My adopted fren

What to ask Tommy?
anything, no personal stuff, thank you

ASK TOMMY:)

Hi Tommy,
I am Hong Lai Chee. I am 5 years old. My teacher is teaching lychee the past few weeks. Because my name sounds like lychee, my friends have been making fun of me. I am feeling so sad. My parents say that they are just joking and tell me don't take it to heart. But, I really very sad. Please help me!!

From,
I'm not lychee

Not Lychee,
You know what? Your probs are so simple. Step one. Buy a box of lychee. Step two stuff the lychees in those who laughed at you. Step three. Beat up the teacher and tell him or her to bloody stop teaching about lychee(there's nothing to learn about lychee anyway) step four. Disown your parents(optional)

Written by,
Tommy

Hi,
I am Jin Yan dao. I got write in before. To Lamer's Corner. I asked people to find me. No one did. Only prank callers. I am scared I no have wife. Can you please tell me what could I do to get girls to come looking for me?

From,
Yan Dao

Yan dao,
I read your intro letter, very very not appealing. I think you should just forget about getting a wife online and just go matchmaking or go get a pet to play with la. If not, just go on TV, its better than writing in. Really. Maybe you could do something big and get into headlines then more people will know of you. Examples of things to attract attention, kill people, rob a bank and so on la.

Written by,
Tommy

2009-09-12T12:41:00.001+08:00

LAMER'S WRITING CORNER

By Gina Chao Gi Na
Hi, I am Gina. I want to complain about a baby who is very inconsiderate. The family calls him Ah Boy la. Ah Boy, is like I tink 3 years old. 3 years old is already very grown up already for a baby. I 2 years old know how to go toilet myself already le!! He morning cry, afternoon cry, night cry, midnight cry. Aiyo, like everyday is his mating season like tat leh!! You know hor, I dunno y leh, he cry hor, the other babies around the neighbourhood also starts to cry leh!!! You noe ar, I'm a Scriptwriter. I everday want to tink of script already very headache den hor still gt this Ah Boy always kip on crying n spreading his cry to other babies. Then now ar, I very headache u noe. So inconsiderate leh!!! Never spare a thought for others!!! I wish ar, ppl hu related to tis Ah Boy ar, can ar, do something la. I am not the only one disturbed by this thing u noe. Everybody is u noe! I m representing them u noe?!! OK.

By Lao K.K
Yo, dude! I want to comment about Lamer's Writing Corner. Really ar, the 'lamer' make my blood boil leh. People write in here very lame meh?! Those newspaper also gt ppl write in, they r lame ar? Actually ar, I very lame leh. I also dunno y but i tink i Very Lame. Sorry ar, waste your space. I dunno anything else to say le. Thank you ar, sorry.

By Jin Yan Dao
I am 35 years old. 198 cm, 90 kg. Tall guy. Rich? Little bit la. I nid to marry ppl. I live in HDB flat. Condo? wait til i mary den say. Car, I have a van la. If ar, we marry den have a lot of children den gt space to sit ma. Car so small. I wan to have lots of children de leh. Maybe about 10 or 11. If 10 ar, they can play basket with each other. 5 players on each team ma. 11 ar, play football with other pppl lor. HAHAHAHA!!!!!! I have no like or dislike. ya. Then my dream girl dun be shorter den me by 30 cm can le, if not, if wan to hug hug or kiss kiss very ma huan. If u all love me, pls call 98007529. Thank You.

2009-08-29T19:00:00.001+08:00

i met wif a really wierd old man nearly 90 yrs old n he says he's goin to die soon, so he wants to tok to others b4 he die.
Therefore, i tok to him.

Me: me or m Old Man: oldman or o

me:So, what is your name?
oldman: Yao Jin Tia
me: your waist very pain?
o: NO! TATS MY NAME! YAO JIN TIA! IN CHINESE HANYU PINYIN, Y-A-O J-I-N T-I-A
m: no diff to me, anyway, lets not waste time. wat u like to do?
o: other old ppl r so bored until dey go gila. i have a fren cal Jin Kang Kor, he tinks he can c other ppl aura but he's just plain crazy.
m: oh, i noe him. i interviewed him b4. oh ya, pls continue, sori to interrupt u.
o: unlike him, i love to watch tv shows. Especially barbie dolls n pokemon digimon, power rangers n all sorts of cartoons.
m: really? tats great! I LOVE TO WATCH ALL THE SHOWS U MENTION ABOVE TOO!
o: REALLY?!! I FOUND THE RIGHT CHILD TO BE INTERVIEWED!
m: can u tell me more?
o: Yes, definitely! i noe tat Pikachu evolves into erm, wats tat call....erm.....snorlax?no,no,no, maybe is a Combusken? ya, its Combusken!
m: ..... er... Mr Yao, actually, its a Raichu.
o: Raichu? Its a flying type! You are such a dumb kid. Pikachu is water type. How could it evolve into a flying type?
m: HEY OLD MAN! YOU ARE THE DUMB ONE OVER HERE! YOU R SO OLD N DUMB! PIKACHU IS A ELECTRIC TYPE. COMBUSKEN IS A FIRE TYPE. RAICHU IS NOT A FLYING TYPE, IT IS ELECTRIC TYPE. PIKACHU EVOLVES INTO RAICHU. TORCHIC EVOLVES INTO COMBUSKEN DEN INTO BLAZIKEN!
o: yo, cool down, child. seems like pokemon is not such a happy topic to tok about after all, lets change the topic. maybe to digimon?
m: (mutters: there would be no happy topic if i was toking to u) ok, u start to say something, den i will ask questions
o: Hmmm..... thats difficult. i noe there is a gal named tai, she has a piyomon.
m: TAI IS A GUY!!!!! SORA HAS PIYOMON!!!! TAI HAS AGUMON!!!!!!
o: oh my, oh my. no nid for such a big reaction. cant u just tok normally? i m alrdy half deaf, do u wan me to be completely deaf b4 i die?
m: den stop being dumb. lets get over wif tis quick, my anger is buliding up. if u dun wan to get smack, say something which will make me happy.
o: (reaches into his pocket) here, i have a bundle of $50 here, dunno how much, long time nvr count. Happy?
m: (takes the $$) HAPPY!!!!! OK, lets tok about soemthing u noe of really well.
o: (shakes his head n sigh, in the mind says: should have just gif one piece of it...) power rangers. I m really sure i can be correct in every question
m: really? ok, i ask u. Is Red Ranger the leader of the team?
o: u mus really doubt my intelligence. of course they r! come on, harder questions pls.
m: so, what do the Space Ranger press in their morpher when they wants to morph?
o: hmm.... i noe tat those ang moh dials 119 or maybe is it 991 when dey r in danger. so i tink it should be hmmm....(lower down his head) hmmm.....(deep frowns)....(suddenly look up at me wif a big grin which shows 3 golden teeth) I DUNNO!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
m: (#@#$@%$$%^$^$&$%^$#$%@%*^*&*%$##@)
o: (sensing tat something is wrong....) i gtg. my mum w8ting for me. thank u for toking to me. bb
den,. i stood up n den box him in the face n den kik him several times, den i pluck out his 3 golden teeths n left him sprawling on the ground.

i wan to go do other things liao so end of my story.
tats all.

2009-08-15T12:54:00.001+08:00

when i was like surfing the net finding out more info about pokemon, i found out tat, i forgot a lot of things.
I EVEN FORGOT THAT MISTY GAVE AWAY PSYDUCK TO ANOTHER TRAINER CAUSE IT IS GOIN TO EVOLVE!!! TATS POKEMON EP 91 'BYE BYE PSYDUCK'
N I TOT IT WAS ASH'S DAD HU WAS ABDUCTED BY UNOWN BUT IT WAS MOLLY'S DAD!!! ......
therefore, i am now announcing to u all tat i am goin to rewatch Pokemon, rite from the start!!!!! I M GOIN TO WATCH AGAIN ASH'S GREAT ADVENTURE N HIS PAIN OF LETTING HIS POKEMON GO FOR MATING SEASON N PROTECTING OTHER POKEMON!!!!
TEAM ROCKET TOO!!! KOFFIN N ARBOK R ALSO RELEASED TO PROTECT OTHER POKEMON!!!!! I AM GOIN TO LOOK VERY CLOSELY N REMEMBER ALL PARTS OF THE SHOW!!
ok!!!!!!!!!TATS ALL!!!
STAY TUNE TO POKEMON DIAMOND AND PEARL BATTLE DIMENSION OKTO 10AM TO 10.30AM
AND NOT TO FORGET THE LEGEND OF BRUCE LEE CHANNEL 8 11AM TO 1PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-08-12T08:44:00.001+08:00

Saturday, which is 8 of August, i attended a maths class. walking there, no wind blow. the amaths the ava room the aircon the temp very cold. i tot is everyone feel cold. so i dun care. but, when i step out of the room, i gt a feeling of sick. everytime i have flu fever or serious illness unlike cough, my body will feel like it go up n down but not really go up n down only feel like.Then, i went home. take temp, 38.8 go c doc, 39.3
doc said it mite be h1n1 n ask me to avoid ppl hu have diabetes cause will pass to them easily. haha, i always avoid de. then went back home drink alot of water den pee alot. like tat lor, den ar, i very gd kid. i gt go study log myself leh. but den still dunno how 2 do....

WATCH LEGEND OF BRUCE LEE ON CHANNEL 8 EVERY SUNDAY, 11.00AM TO 1.00PM!!!
WATCH POKEMON DIAMOND & PEARL ON CHANNEL OKTO EVERYDAY SATURDAY, 10.00AM TO 10.30AM!!!
WATCH POWER RANGERS MYSTIC FORCE ON CHANNEL OKTO EVERY SUNDAY 10.30AM TO 11.00AM!!!

2009-07-31T20:49:00.001+08:00

HOW I FEEL TODAY:
today ar, very sad. i dunno y very sad leh, maybe because i feel sad. but i dun tink i feel sad. normal lor. Ok, i found the answer. I FEEL NORMAL!!!!!

WHAT I ATE TODAY:
In general, we call what we eat food. However, i like to be more precise.
Morning, ate a bowl of Laksa sold at skool which costs me $1.50 n my fren helped me buy.Lunch, I ate noodle cooked at home. Dinner, ate two spoon n a half of white rice, dunno wat brand, Umbrella maybe? den wif some veggies n scrambled eggs plus 5 to 6 luncheon meats. After Dinner, a bit hungry la. Go eat a bowl of Kokocrunch.
(or Cocokrunch? hu cares?)

WHAT I DID TODAY:
attend skool, go home after skool, eat, play computer(runescape, neopets etc....) use computer

WHAT DID I NOT DID TODAY:
Homewrk( which is everyday nvr do) kill ppl?(i wont even do it on any other day)
fight and things i had not done b4

WHO I HATE MOST:
WEEBEE DATI

WHAT CAN I ACCEPT:
RACISM FIGHTING SCOLDING OF VULGARITIES

WHAT I DONT ACCEPT:
using the rank to scold n accuse n anyhow order me
Do things I DUN LIKE
I DUN LIKE THINGS THAT WHICH I DUN LIKE

WHAT I LIKE/LOVE:
MONEY, CHESS, FITE, POKEMON, DIGIMON, POWER RANGER, BEN 10, DANNY PHAMTOM FAIRLY ODD PARENTS, SLAM DUNK, SAKURAGI, DOREAMON, MAGIC SKOOL BUS etc...........

REFLECTION:
I tink tat we should do wat we like to do or not we will regret it if we dun try t do wat we r supposed to do now n i feel that studying is like i dunno is for our sake or for others sake cause we like studying not for our future but for i dunno, (first comma!!!!) maybe for the sake of studying?(FIRST QUESTIONMARK!!!!!) haizzz, i dunno how leaning log would help in our everyday life, how learning cog would help? how learning tao cah soh or geog would help? only if we wan become historian, geographer or scientists watever den learn la, if not learn eng can liao. haizzz.... I WISH THE WRLD COULD BE CHOSEN, I WAN TO CHOOSE POKEMON. I WAN TO HAVE LOTS N LOTS OF POKEMON N DEN I WILL GO CHALLENGE GYM LEADERS DEN TRAVEL ALL AROUND POKEMON WORLD WITH MY POKEMON!!!!! FIRST, I GO TO KANTO, DEN I GO TO JHOTO, DEN I GO TO HOENN, NEXT I GO TO SINNOH!!!!! MAYBE I WILL MEET ASH!!!!(................)

ok tats all la.

2009-07-29T21:34:00.001+08:00

I like the Yin Yang Diagram. Its cool. PLus, its in black n white but tats not the point. The point is, its cool.
Yin, is all negative and is feminine. Yang, however, is all positive and it is associated wif man. wat does the Yin Yang Diagram means? Why is it a circle. These ans make me thik tat Yin Yang is cool.
Theres a limit to everything n anything.
Example.
I m fighting wif Per.
Of course I am winning.when this happens, I am at Yang, n Per is at Yin. However, when the Yang reached full height, it turns one round to Yin, n Per's Yin turns one round to Yang. I am now at Yin, n Per is now at Yang and therefore, the situation change.
Cause, Yin n Yang co-exists.
Just like man n woman exist together. If one disappear, the other disppear.(no woman or man, how to have another woman or man?)
What seems to be winning may turn into a loss. What seems to be a loss, might become a win.
Yin Yang is a balance of all things.
Yin is chilling, Yang is boiling.
The theory of Yin Yang is so COOL!!!!! Tai Chi is also cool. Do u noe tat zhang sanfeng, the founder of Tai Chi lived for 100 plus yrs??? Tai Chi helps to focus your mind and soul, makin u feel relaxed n healthy.
So i say, ANCIENT CHINA IS SO COOL!!!!!!!!!! MARTIAL ARTS IS COOL! PEOPLE IS COOL!!! EVEN THE RELIGION ALSO DAMN COOL!!!!!!!
The black patch has a white dot, the whit patch has a black dot, idk y. but i tink its because Yin has the potential to become Yang n Yang has the potential to become Yin, therefore in Yin, there would be a little bit of Yang n in Yang there would be a bit of Yin.
Its so COOL!!!!!!!!!!

ok tats all. I wonder how the ppl in the past transfer their ch'i.........

2009-07-28T17:00:00.001+08:00

DIVORCING PARENTS ARE RETIRED KUNG FU MASTERS!!!

At 27 July 2009, a family living in the Serangoon area had a fight. According to their daughter, Ah Hong, their parents like to fight with each other and almost everyday the mother would hit the father and the father would fight back. "If eyes could kill, theirs could really kill or whatever or something, so I think her parents are sort of kung fu masters but retired liao la" says a fren of Ah Hong.
It all started when the father stole some jewelleries from the mother using his favourite skill which is known as the 'Superb Stealing Technique' and the mother found out. "Its not the first time. The mother got warn him before." says Ah Hong when asked about the whole thing. The father had stolen the jewelleries long ago and only at 27 July 2009 then the mother found out.
"They all went out after the fight ." says Ah Hong, again.
According to my knowledge, they might have went out to have some kung fu fighting. They don't want let Ah Hong see as they don't want to let her know their secrets.
From a old uncle, Chai Chee Hor,67, who happened to walk past the two along the corridor of the void deck,"They have an evil aura, I know of a Master, can introduce to them." (not relevant to topic)
At the suspected place of their fight, some debris of clothes were found. After some checks, is from the father's shirt. The weapon, as we has researched, is known to be the fingernails. " This move, is a very ancient move when in the past uncivilised woman used to defend themselves from man or wild animals. Its call the 'Killer Claw'. Its wonderful to know such historic skills has not been forgotten!" says a kung fu expert, Jin Kang Kor.
However, from a fren of Ah Hong," Nah, they're not divorcing cause I think la, I THINK NOT I HEARD FROM OTHERS, I THINK! I think they don't want to let the child know that when they divorced, they are not going to sntch her custody."

adapted from: CURIOUS KID GOSSIP TIME

2009-07-27T14:43:00.001+08:00

FUN SONG!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA

(Speaking Part)
Spongebob: It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Plankton: What's that?
Spongebob: Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fun?? HERE...Let me spell it for you!

Spongebob:
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Sea Creatures:
Down here in the deep blue sea!

Plankton:
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-

Spongebob:
Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
F is for Friends who do stuff to-

Plankton:
Never! That's completely idiotic!

Spongebob:
Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me, TRY IT!

Plankton:
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Sea Creatures:
Down here in the deep blue sea!

Plankton:
Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?

Spongebob:
No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Plankton:
Well I like it! Lets do it again!

Spongebob:
Okay!

Spongebob & Plankton:
F is for Frolic through all the flowers.
U is for Ukelele.
N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
Here with my best buddy.

(Laughing part)

Sea Creatures:
Down in the deep blue sea.

omg, COMMON TEST IS COMING!!!! N I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!
plus, i played a new game dunno whether its new to u or not la, i just played its called ROCKBAND UNPLUGGED n it kinda sorta.... here, let me spell is for U!!!!

R is for rinsing your underwear under the big Sun
O is for always looking out for the police to come catch you
C is for catching anybody who tries to steal your underwear
K is for knocking them out infront of a police officer if you dare

U is for unplugged
N is for no plug
P is for peeing on the plug
L is for loving everyday you live
U is for using plug to shock everbody
G is for giraffe that has a short neck
G is for going to school and crashed with a car
E is for elephant who is bathing
D is for death which is coming
(dun bother to sing it cause i just anyhow type theres no tune or music or watever)

omg, u noe wat, i tink i am supposed to have a retest for failing maths but i forgt about it n only when i come home den i noe......... aiyah, but hu cares even if i did the retest i also will fail cause i nvr study n common test is coming n wat did i do?
Entertaining myself(playing PSP n com watching TV)

the amaths ar, kns the graph i dunno how 2 draw lor, wat sinx cos x plus 2 plus 1 plus 3 how the heck i noe????!!!! n the maths even worse.
toa cah soh say until so easy den rite i dunno how 2 find the tan cos n sin of the angle......... i guess tis is it

This post ends here cause i wan 2 go play le. SAYONARA

2009-07-24T17:13:00.000+08:00

Battle Frontier Opening(Battle Frontier)

Pokemon!

It's a battle win or lose
It's the friends you make
It's the road you choose

You've got the right stuff
So make your mind up
Find the courage inside of you

If you're strong, you'll survive
And you'll keep your dream alive
It's the battle frontier
Pokemon!
Be the best you can be
And find your destiny
It's the master plan
The power's in your hand
Pokemon!

You've got the strength to win it
So stay in it
If you're smart you can take it all

If you're strong, you'll survive
And you'll keep your dream alive
It's the battle frontier
Pokemon!
Be the best you can be
And find your destiny
It's the master plan (It's the master plan)
The power's in your hand
Pokemon!

Johto League Champions Opening(Born to Be a Winner)

Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon
Let's do it!

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

My whole life has lead to this
It's time to test my skills
I know I just can't miss
Gonna show the world

Born to be a winner
Born to be a champion
Born to be a winner
Born to be the very best
(Pokemon Johto!)
Born to be a winner
Pokemon!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
Gonna live our dream

Born to be a winner
Born to be a champion
Born to be a winner
Born to be the very best

I was born to be a winner
Born to be a champion
Born to be a winner
Born to be the very best
Born to be a winner

Born to be a winner
Pokemon!

Master Quest Opening(I Believe)

No time to question my moves
I stick to the path that I choose
Me and my friends are gonna do it right
You'll never see us run away from a fight

To be a master is my dream
All I gotta do is believe
(I believe)

I've got a chance to win
I'm on my way to victory
(Pokemon!)
I can be a champion if I just believe

I'm on a master quest
I want the whole world to see
I'm gonna be the very best
Cause all I gotta do is believe in me
Pokemon!

Pokemon Advanced Opening Song(I Wanna Be a Hero)

Sung by David Rolfe

A kid from Pallet town
With a brand new world to see
Don't know what's ahead
But it won't get the best of me

There's so much to learn
And battles to be won
I've advanced so far
But still there's always more to come

Take a step and I'm on my way
Gonna start all over again

I wanna be a hero
Pokemon Advanced
I wanna be a hero
Give me just one chance

And the future will decide
If there's a hero buried deep inside

I wanna be a hero
Pokemon!

Pokemon Season 2 Opening Song(Pokemon World)

Sung by Youngstown Feat. Nobody's Angel (Movie ver.)

So, you wanna be a Master?
Pok�mon!
Understand the secrets and
Have some fun?
So, you wanna be a Master?
Pok�mon!
Do you have the skills to be
NUMBER ONE?

I wanna take the ultimate step, find the courage to be bold
To risk it all and not forget the lessons that I hold
I wanna go where no one's been, far beyond the crowd (yeah!)
To learn the way to take command, use the power that's in my hand

We all live in a Pok�mon World
I wanna be the greatest Master of them all (The greatest Master)
We all live in a Pok�mon World
I'll put myself to the test to be better than all the rest

Ev'ryday along the way I will be prepared
With ev'ry challenge I will gain knowledge to be shared
In my heart there's no doubt of who I want to be
Right here, standing strong, the greatest Master of Pok�mon

We all live in a Pok�mon World
I wanna be the greatest Master of them all (The greatest Master)
We all live in a Pok�mon World
I'll put myself to the test to be better than all the rest

So, you wanna be a Master?
Pok�mon!
Understand the secrets and
Have some fun?
So, you wanna be a Master?
Pok�mon!
Do you have the skills to be
NUMBER ONE?

(Instrumental break)

Use the power that's in my hand!

We all live in a Pok�mon World
I wanna be the greatest Master of them all (The greatest Master)
We all live in a Pok�mon World
I'll put myself to the test to be better than all the rest

We all live in a Pok�mon World
I wanna be the greatest Master of them all (The greatest Master)
We all live in a Pok�mon World
I'll put myself to the test to be better than all the rest

Advanced Challenge Opening(This Dream)

Pokemon!

Every trainer has a choice
To listen to that voice inside
I know the battle may be long
Winners may have come and gone
But I will carry on, yeah

Yeah, this dream will last forever
(This dream) This dream will never die
We will rise to meet the challenge every time
(Every challenge)
Yeah, this dream keeps us together
(This dream) I know that you and I
Will be the best that the world's ever seen
Cause we always will follow this dream

Pokemon!

Advanced Battle Opening(Unbeatable)

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, I'm unbeatable!

Walking down this endless highway
With nothing but my friends beside me
We'll never give in, we'll never rest
Advanced battle is the ultimate test

From the earth, the land, the sea and sky
They can never win, but they sure can try

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, I'm unbeatable!
Pokemon, Advanced Battle!
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, I'm undefeatable!

From the stars and the ancient past
They come to play but they'll never last

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, I'm unbeatable!
Pokemon, Advanced Battle!
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, I'm undefeatable!
You think you'll win, but soon you'll see
You may beat some, but you can't beat me!

I'm undefeatable!

There's a feeling deep inside me
And it's always there to guide me
It's in my heart and in my soul
Leading me to the ultimate goal

You can try your best, this might be fun
You look down to defeat before you've begun

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, I'm unbeatable!
Pokemon, Advanced Battle!
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, I'm undefeatable!
Every move, each attack you choose
You think you can win, but you'll always lose

Oh, oh, oh, Advanced Battle
I'm unbeatable!

Pokemon The Jhoto Journeys(Whole New World)

Everybody wants to be a Master
Everybody wants to show their skill
Everybody wants to get there faster
Make their way to the top of the hill

Each time you try gonna get just a little bit better
Each step you climb is one more step up the ladder

It's a whole new world we live in
It's a whole new way to see
It's a whole new place with a brand new attitude
But you still gotta catch 'em all and be the best that you can be

Pokemon Johto!

Everybody wants to make a statement
Everybody needs to caulk their mark
Step alone in the Victory Circle
Stake their claim when the music starts

Give it all you've got! You can be the very best ever
Take your best shot! And what you will learn will come together

It's a whole new world we live in
It's a whole new way to see
It's a whole new place with a brand new attitude
But you still gotta catch 'em all and be the best that you can be

It's a whole new world we live in (live in)
It's a whole new way to see (to see)
It's a whole new place with a brand new attitude (attitude)
But you still gotta catch 'em all and be the best that you can be

Pokemon Johto! Yeah!

(Instrumental Break)

It's a whole new world we live in
It's a whole new way to see
It's a whole new place with a brand new attitude
But you still gotta catch 'em all and be the best that you can be

Pokemon Johto! Yeah!
Pokemon Johto! Oh!

Pokemon Johto!

love the lyrics? thx to http://www.animelyrics.com!!!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!!!

BRUCE LEE IS HANDSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-07-23T16:22:00.000+08:00

yo danny fenton was juz 14 when his parents built a very strange machine designed to view the world unseen the machin didn't work the folks dey juz quit but danny took a look inside of it there was a great big flash n things have changed his molecules got all rearranged when he 1st woke up he realised he had snow white hair n glowing green eyes he walk tru walls disappear n fly he's much more unique than the other guy it was den danny knew wat he had to do he had to stop all the ghost tat were coming tru he share to fite for me n u!

this danny phamtom lyrics. cool. damn cool.
dunno wat to say liao leh?
wan more songs?

They've got
A power and a force
that you've never seen before.
They've got
the ablilty to morph
and to even up the score.
No one will ever take them down
the power lies on their side

Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

They know
the fate of the world is
lying in their hands
They know to only use their
weapons for defense
no one will ever take them
down the power lies on their side

Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
you Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

No one will ever
take them down
the power lies on their side

Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

aiyah
u tink i very free is it? u go find more of power rangers song urself la.
i wan play neopets liao. aim for 100k(new motivation t play neopets)

2009-07-18T20:56:00.000+08:00

This is a quiz about Pokemon.

At what age could a trainer get their first Pokemon?
a) 12 b) 10 c) 13

Why Ash got a Pikachu?
a) The Professor insisted Ash to take Pikachu b) There is only Pikachu left c) Ash love Pikachu

Why was Spearow chasing Ash and Pikachu?
a) Ash threw a rock and it hit Spearow b) Pikachu wanted to aim at a Pidgey but it shot Spearow instead c) When Ash threw a Pokeball at Spearow and it was not successful, the bad-tempered Spearow attacked Ash

What Pokemon did Ash see when he first started out his adventure?
a) Ho-Oh b) Articuno c) Rayquazza

Why Misty followed Ash on his adventure?
a) She wanted Ash to pay her back her bicycle b) She wanted to make sure that he does not run away c) She like Ash

What did May's first PokeEgg evolve into?
a) Togepi b)Wynaut c) Eevee

What's May's brother's name?
a) Mat b) Max c) Mars

Why Chimeco had to leave James?
a) It is sick and it needed some rest b) It is sick of James c) It wants to stay with James' Nanny and Pap

Why Cacnea love James so much?
a) When they first met, James fed it some food b) James once helped Cacnea from a bunch of angry Numels c) James give Cacnea a red Pokeblock.

How did Ash get a Chimchar?
a) Paul released it and Ash asked it to join his team b) Paul abused Chimchar and Ash told Jenny and Jenny ordered Paul to release Chimchar and Ash took Chimchar c) None of the above

What does Skitty like to do?
a) Chase its tail b) Purr c) Do nothing

What does Nincada evolve into?
a)Ninjask b) Nacinda, c) Lacida

How many evolution stages does a Meditite have?
a)1 b)2 c) It can't evolve

What road do you need to pass in order to get to Elite Four?
a) Champion Road b) Victory Road c) Holly Road

Who is Team Galaxy?
a) A new bunch of crooks who collect rare rocks b) Just a bunch of criminals who has low standard like Team Rocket c) The new team of Team Rocket's boss(Giovanni)

Silcoon evolve into Dustox.
YES or NO

ok tats all. Get all correct ans n win a PRIZE from me.

2009-07-12T14:56:00.000+08:00

i checked the internet. taekwondo is originated from korea. i also heard from shows tat taekwondo originated in china. Its when some jap go to china den the japanese noe taekwondo. however, the birth of taekwondo in china n korea is the same as i heard n seen from tv shows and internet. both countries said tat the taekwondo originated from the ppl hu use fists n legs to protect themselves from wild animals. i tink tat taekwondo 1st originated in korea den china also learnt it. cause, korea, china n japan, the 3 countries r quite near. korea learnt the way of confucian from china. then, japan conquered korea n the japanese noe taekwondo too. according to the internet, korea spread many chinese culture and knowledge learnt from china such as Confucianism and Buddhism. tat was how they exchanged their knowledge of each country den the 3 country has things in common. It was through Korea that Japanese civilization was first exposed to ideologies and technology from the Asian mainland.
In conclusion, i tink tat taekwondo is first originated from korea, spread to china, den to japan.

Next, is about Bruce Lee. He is very cool. I checked on him, his birthday is the same month n day as me. He died at the age of 32. Bruce lee had a daughter n son. Brandon Lee, also a martial artist like his father, bruce lee, died while filming. he also lived for 30 plus yrs. Shannon Lee, she is still alive, hosting the show WMAC MASTERS where ppl fite wif each other. n is real fite, not child's play. u can go youtube to watch.

Bruce Lee is the PRIDE AND JOY of ALL CHINESE!!!

REMEMBER TO WATCH THE LEGEND OF BRUCE LEE EVERY SUNDAY AT 11.00AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-07-06T16:04:00.000+08:00

If there is a word to describe my life, "BORING" would be so suitable. haizzz...
the amaths gt homework, nvr do. ss, nvr do. chi, nvr do....
i now feel tat life is so sian n i dun wan do homewrk liao. i gt tink of my future.
maybe i go sweep floor, or collect rubbish?
EH VERY COOL LEH! THE BRUCE LEE HE GO THE AMERICA AND TOOK HIS FIRST JOB IS GO COLLECT RUBBISH! since such cool person like bruce lee collected rubbish, i will also think tat collecting rubbish is very cool and i will include collecting rubbish as one of my future job choices. do u noe tat he is so cool?? tat 王力朝 tink he wat? n den wat more worse is tat 王云生. the wang li chao is a bad guy n yet the wang yun sheng is frens wif him cause tat wang li chao gif him money. wat the, eh wang yun sheng, u r a 习武之人!!! u must 除恶扶善!!! n u still have the face to become a kungfu guy! n in the past the hong kong police very wat leh, the ppl go complain about tat wang li chao dey wont do anything( cause the chief officer is in cahoots wif wang li chao and dey r so called 'brother'. wat the... n u r a police!!! hey man!!! den go be a hooligan la, since u like to help hooligan!! INSULTING THE POLICE U NOE!!) the wang li chao hate bruce lee from stopping his men to collect protection fee den he go ask ppl to kill him but bruce lee survived and to destroy evidence, wang li chao asked a guy to kill tat murderer hu did not killed bruce successfully and tat man hu is asked to killed the guy hu attempted to kill bruce is from the 王云生武馆!!!! if i can go back in time, i would go n wreck tat 王云生武馆's signboard! tats not the point, the point is, the bruce lee go beat up wang li chao after knowing tat he tried to killed him n den the wang li chao call the police and is midnite leh dey also go to catch bruce lee. after seeing the show, i hate those ppl hu's surname is wang. like wang ba dan,the wrd wang is use to describe scumbag and scoundrel.

ok, back to my homewrk nvr do.....
so sian... i dunno wat to do leh. haizz..... aiyah i go play neopets liao la,
i m going to save 500k and i still left 50+k more!
YEAH!!!!!
CAN CHANGE BANK ACCT LE!!! FINALLY!!!

2009-07-04T21:27:00.000+08:00

i have predicted the future. in yr 2090, there would be lion flu caused by some mixed germs found on lions and lionesses.in yr 2130, there will be dino flu(known to be caused by some contagious fossils found in a new island known as ,Popoopy Pop Island, found by Lau Ah Gou hu is running away from the loanshark and became millionaire after finding the island in the yr 2120). in 2255, there would be sun flu, cause is still unknown. in yr 2054, the flu known as 'The Ancestor Of All Flu' would be found and the flu is mixed flu germs n could not be cured n the world will come to an end on 2256, Feb 24.

However, the 29th century boys and girls, the only survivors, will come from the future, to save the planet and fite the evil flu germs known to be spread by a evil dude called Teo Ah Seng. So, no worries, my dear earthlings, anyway i dun tink those hu r reading tis now would be able to live tat long n c the yr 2090....

but we can stop this from happening. how? we need to find Teo Ah Seng and quickly find the Popoopy Pop island before the fossils is found and the virus would be spread! So, ppl hu noe Teo Ah Seng, quickly go counsel him to prevent this thing from happening. But i dun tink he is even alive now as from my prediction, Teo Ah Seng is 15 yr old in the yr 2054. but, we can find his ancestors to ask them to teach their next generations not to do evil deeds. So, pls ask those hus surname is teo to go educate their children or the earth will die!

next, is a very happy news. the news is, new year is coming. it is so happy. yeah new year is coming.

like tat only lor
tats all la

2009-06-22T19:59:00.000+08:00

男儿当自强

傲气面对万重浪，热血像那红日光！胆似铁打，骨如精钢，胸襟百千丈，眼光万里长
我发奋图强，做好汉
做个好汉子，每天要自强
热血男儿汉！比太阳更光！！！！
让海天为我聚能量，去开天辟地，为我理想去闯！看！碧泼高壮又看碧空广阔浩气扬
昂步挺胸大家做栋梁做好汉用我百点热耀出千分光做个好汉子热血热肠热比太阳更光!!!!!!!
让海天为我聚能量，去开天辟地，为我理想去闯！看！碧泼高壮又看碧空广阔浩气扬
昂步挺胸大家做栋梁做好汉用我百点热耀出千分光做个好汉子热血热肠热比太阳更光!!!!!!!
做个好汉子热血热肠热比太阳更光!!!!!!!

this is a very good song. u go find it. nice. inspiring, aspiring, and i dunno still gt wat ring.....

anyway, the song is very cool. damn cool!!

c i so good, everytime gt good song will shre wif u all tell u the lyrics.

i m the nicest ppl in the wrld.

n tell u wat, u noe the i mag, gt 2 rite? a paper de n the other is plastic de.

the paper de, gt say about u. it say i m a clever person. i mean like it say hu born at wat date will perform how in academic. it say i clever leh. n maybe will have the power to c one look den remember it rite away. plus say i tink studies is very waste of time n is very true. n say i cant kip to my schedule for studying. which is especially true cause my time for homewrk is used for psp. n i said to do it today....

never mind. the thing say, if i have determination, i will be successful.
I HAVE DETERMINATION!!!!N I AM CLEVER!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so i fail nvr mind. its a matter of time tat i will be a very successful ppl.

2009-06-12T12:36:00.000+08:00

i feel tat people r very u noe 做作(pretend pretend).
one example.

i saw a guy. he is preparing to spit. but den, he is alert. i dunno y he is alert. i walking behind him n not making any footstep sound den his head alrdy face to the left wan 2 spit, he suddenly turn around. First, he saw me. i look at him. den he quickly look the other way, pretending to like look at something behind him like he walked past a person he noe but nvr noticed but the truth is, nobody has walked past us. come on man, u r a man!!!! wan spit den spit la!!! why mus pretend leh??? so wat leh u!!! wan spit den spit la, not like i nvr c ppl spit b4......

another example

the camp, we playing a game called double whacko.
INSTRUCTION
there would be 2 circle, inner n outer. sit inner circle de ppl, if name kana called, the outer circle de ppl(the ppl behind u) mus call another person name hu is in the inner circle. if nvr, u kana whack. den rite, i tell the guy(a sec 2 or 1)behind me my name n ask him to ltr say jin hao's name, cause he is the only one i noe in the circle den rite he said ok. den, when the ppl call my name, i ask him to call jin hao, he really act leh....
his mouth ar, open n close like goldfish like tat den no wrd come out leh... plus.....alrdy 5 sec past the mouth still like goldfish until i kana whack. actually i nvr dio whack la. the newspaper only like just slightly tap my leg......
haiyo, if dun wan help me say so la, or u can just close ur mouth n do nth, y mus act leh?? i hate ppl hu very act de lor. except actor n actress la cause their job is to act....

y ar? y ppl have to act leh?? the world is so full of confuses.........

2009-06-09T13:37:00.000+08:00

i love jap anime. one reason is, the story is cool. another reason is...
THEIR SONG ARE DAMN COOL!!!!

KAISEI JOSHO HALLELUJAH

Lyrics:
Sailing My Sea! Yeah Never Say Die Gotta Go! Go!

asu eno chizu o hirogete michinaru minato e Go Along Along
Get on the Deck! Get on the Deck!
sonote de kaji o tore
Get on the Deck! Get on the Deck!

yoake no umi eto fune o dase
seiippai Hallelujah
imadaho o age nakama to moto ni

kaisei no sora no shita yume to yuuna no daikoukai e
koerarenai mono wa nai kaze o ayatsuri
dokomadedemo jiyuu ni yukeru

Leap On Leap On sora o miro umi o miro
somatta isshyoku no ao WAO WAO

shiranaimonotoka motto shiritaikara Go Go shukkou
nenryoo ta-n-ku (Tag) mantan mawasu i-gu-nision
kaji to Combination nami to Session
akero Tension kaizuhirogete Adventure
Danger kuguri nukete Ocean Liner

kaisei no sora no shita yume to yuuna no daikoukai e
koerarenai mono wa nai kaze o ayatsuri
dokomadedemo jiyuu ni yukeru

ABOVE IS yU-gI-oH GX OPENING 1.
haven yet watch season 2...
TIS SONG ROCKS!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! U MUS SING IT VERY FAST PPLUS THE SONG IS CHEERFUL, HAPPY PLUS ALL POSITIVE FEELINGS. THOSE HU WAN 2 JUMP DOWN BUILDING OR COMMIT SUICIDE HEAR THIS SONG SING ITALOUD, THEY WILL IMMEDIATELY GO N BUY YU GI OH TRADING CARDS N PLAY IT WITH THOSE HU HAVE NEGATIVE TOTS!!!!!

its is a cool song. dunno how 2 sing it? go to :
http://www.animeopeningsongs.com/2009/05/yugioh-gx-opening-1-theme-kaisei-josho-hallelujah/

so damn cool!!!!!

haizzz tmr camp le.... these few days, i am so boring. psp computer tv....
my holiday life cycle
wake up>>>watch tv>>>>play psp>>>playcom>>>>play psp>>>>watch tv(意难忘)>>>play psp>>sleep
like tat lor.... oh ya.. in between watch tv gt do a little bit of homework...
actually tiny bit la. is writing down the 2 equations n naming them 1 n 2 counted as doin homewrk?cause all the maths de all stop at like tat. plus 15june nid go back for amaths remedial and no progress on my wrk at all. last week go there everything nvr bring nvr do n still sit front row some more alrdy make me want to heart attack liao(ltr she call me n say : GEOK SAN U COME HERE FOR WAT??!! ALL NEVER DO ALL NEVER BRING!!!! IF U DUN WAN 2 LEARN U CAN GET OUT OF MY CLASS RIGHT NOW, SERIOUS)
but heng ar, she nvr say.......
but she sometimes will ask ppl to get out, however, its not me:)

the only thing to chase away boredom is... watch POWER RANGERS!!!!
ok, going to watch now!!!
JUNGLE BEASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIRIT UNLEASHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZAIJIAN!!!!!

THANKS FOR READING!!!!!:(

2009-06-06T12:51:00.000+08:00

Power Rangers are cool. Their coolness, cant be described by plainly only using wrds.
All hu fights r cool.
this is "OMG DEY R SO COOL" list(below)not in ranking, just randomly

Hanabichi Sakuragi(樱木花道，天才篮板王，篮球超人，金刚弟弟 etc etc)<< his titles
Power Rangers
樱木军团（樱木在湘北高中的gang n good buddies）
水户洋平 ( his fighting is 2nd best in the sakuragi's group.)
Pokemon
Digimon
Doreamon(it doesn't fight but is so cool)
Dinosaur
Animals
Beasts
Money(although tis dun fite, i tink it is somehow cool)
黄麒英( he is 黄飞鸿's dad. the founder of 宝芝灵, a clinic. although he spend most of his time curing illnesses, his martial arts are really gd!!!!)
黄飞鸿
孙悟空
Shaman King
Asakura Yoh(from shaman king)
Anna(Yoh's 未婚妻)
Horo Horo
Chocolove(he is cool because his dream is cool!!!! TO SPREAD THE WIND OF LAUGHTER!!!)
Ryu
Manta
Amidamaru
Tokageroh
Pailong(he is damn cool Kyonshii!!!!!!)
古代
康熙帝
马
客栈（it feels cool to be in an inn n calling for food!!!)

there r so many cool things!!!!!!!!!!!
there r more to come if i kip on living to see it.
i wish singapore would have its own show which makes me feel tat singapore is cool.
I M NOW GOING BACK TO WATCH POWER RANGERS JUNGLR FURY!!!!!!!!
JUNGLE BEASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZAIJIAN!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-06-05T20:00:00.000+08:00

WOW!!!! ITS SO DAMN COOL!!!!!
I NOW WATCHING POWER RANGERS JUNGLE FURY, ITS SO COOL!!!!
THE SONG IS TOO!!!

SONG

Power Rangers....Go
Here comes the Power Ranger Jungle Fury
Training hard to be the best we can
Power Rangers

Protecting people from the evil Daishi Clan
We stand up for what we know is right
We will never lose the fight
Daishi, GO AWAY!!
WE'RE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!!

Cause we are the Power Ranger Jungle Fury
Jungle Fury

We're fast, we're strong
Unstoppable
Jungle Fury

Here comes the Power Rangers Jungle Fury
Jungle Fury

Go,go,go Power Rangers
Go,go,go Jungle Fury
Go,go,go Power Rangers
Go,go,go Jungle Fury

THE LYRICS ARE SO COOL!!! I LIKE THE PART WHERE IT SINGS

Power Rangers....Go
Here comes the Power Ranger Jungle Fury
Training hard to be the best we can
Power Rangers

Protecting people from the evil Daishi Clan
We stand up for what we know is right
We will never lose the fight
Daishi, GO AWAY!!
WE'RE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!!

Cause we are the Power Ranger Jungle Fury
Jungle Fury

We're fast, we're strong
Unstoppable
Jungle Fury

Here comes the Power Rangers Jungle Fury
Jungle Fury

Go,go,go Power Rangers
Go,go,go Jungle Fury
Go,go,go Power Rangers
Go,go,go Jungle Fury

HAHAHAHAHA actually i love every part of the song!!!!!!!!!
n wow its so cool!!! their morphers r solar powered sun glasses and is so damn cool!

especially when they morphed:

JUNGLE BEASTS SPIRIT UNLEASHED!!!!

n due to my love for watching shaman king, just the word 'spirit' makes me so excited n feel so cool!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS IS SO DAMN COOL!!! U ALL SHOOD WATCH IT!!!! I WONDER WAT OKTO IS DOIN??!!!
Y ISN'T IT SHOWING THIS SHOW???
PLUS THEIR MARTIAL ARTS ARE SO DAMN COOL!!!! OMG!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE TAT THEIR MOVES ARE SO REAL!!!!
THE OTHER RANGERS DE SOME CAN SEE IS THE MONSTER LET THEM HIT DE. BUT THEIRS IS SO COOL!!!
U NOE LI LIAN JIE?? JET LI??!! WASAII!!!! BETTER THAN HIS MOVES!!!!
(tats only own my point of view)

ok i m watching jungle fury halfway wan 2 post de so i wan 2 stop post now 2 go back watch. zaijian le

GO JUNGLE FURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-20T21:45:00.000+08:00

人非圣贤，孰能无过。知错能改，善莫大焉。对于今天早上所发生的事，我大人不记小人过。虽然如此，发生了这种事，而且很有可能被拍了下来，对自己感到担心。真是误交损友，误入歧途的后果啊！！如果这件丑事传了出去，本来是fair的conduct grade将会变成poor了。更糟的是，不知如何对她开口说出关于水壶一事。一定会有不好的下场。。。
我希望，他们真能知错能改，面壁思过。悔过书，不写不行。赔偿，不赔不行。如果没有合理的赔偿，怎么安抚她？难道要我自掏腰包把钱拿出来赔给我自己吗？所以，犯下这错的人，请立刻对于这件事负出你该负的责任。
去想想，who r affected, how r dey affected?why r dey affected?
犯错本身不是罪，犯了错却执迷不悟，才是真正的罪过罪过啊！！！阿弥陀佛，善哉，善哉。
悔过书没到手，赔偿金没到手，万事没得商量。
虽然说，谈钱伤感情。可是，祸是谁惹出来的？没有满意的答复，我是不会善罢甘休的。
今天，我终于领会到了福不双至，祸不单行啊！！
考完试，对我来说是一种福。结果，就来了两个灾害！一！水壶滚下去了！二！被拍到了！
原来乐极真的会生悲。她把我的水壶丢来丢去，乐极了！结果，就生悲了（水壶滚下去了）。。。
乐极生悲，否极泰来。真希望会否极泰来。希望在我被臭骂一顿的时候，奇迹发生，否极泰来！
人生就是如此，像涟漪一样，起起伏伏。可是。。。我的人生。。都没起过。。。。悲哀啊，悲哀。。。
可是，又如何呢？我不会败在命运的手上的！逆来顺受从来都不是我的作风，它敢来，我就跟它拚了！把它打得落花流水，屁滚尿流！我已经为迎接即将来临的战争做好准备，虽然屡战屡败，可也不用紧。胜败乃兵家常事。
失败乃成功之母。世事无永恒。
道歉是没用的，如果道歉有用，这世上就不需要法律了。

2009-05-16T21:02:00.000+08:00

人是为谁而活呢？不同的人有不同的答案。我，是为天下苍生而活！
我是被派来拯救苍生的使者！！！！
just kiddin la, i m just a normal n typical singaporean's /(singapore) kid

but tats not the point. the point is
i also dunno wat is my point. so lets change point.
为什么要考试？考试是为了要看你记住了多少。可是，知道又怎么样？烂就是烂，no hope le.
anyway 长大后未必会用到所学的知识。根本就是浪费我的青春。。。。。

lets tok about other de. but i dunno tok about wat. in fact there is nth to tok about
(except for test.）
可想而知，我的数学测验，一定是考个满江红的！因为，我喜欢红色！！！！
actually tats nt the reason(the reason is i m plain stupid)<<<很多人想听的原因。

真的没什么能写。我希望我能养宠物，动物。狮子我可以接受。只要它不吃我。
我希望我能去古代，我想见康熙皇帝因为他是个明君。在古代，很少有明君。
那些皇帝不是窝囊废就是整天花天酒地，不理朝政，连朝也不上，奏折也不读，国家大事也不理。but tats not my prob.
如果这世上有power ranger, pokemon, digimon, spider man, bat man n other heroes, life would be so wonderful!!!!! 只可惜，就只能在梦里出现。
really nth to write leh. write shit la.
现在我没有灵感。灵感从哪里来？灵感，从四面八方来。(zzzzz)
如果，我发现我有所有电视里的超人的超能力，我一定会。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
保守秘密。。。说出来，会被警察追杀，被抓到实验室cut来cut去。
(siao ar!)

没灵感啦！我要去吃大便了，再见。后会有期，有缘再相会！！！！！！

i noe wat to write le, although its very short. i dreamt tat i was in a test, a test which was so damn easy!!!!

what's yoh surname?Asakura
where is Ren's from? China
Who is Amidamaru childhood best fren? Mosuke
How is Hao related to Yoh? Hao is Yoh's ancestor(b4 he reborn)and his twin brother(after he reborn).
What is Ren's surname? Tao
What is Ryu's spirit? Tokegaroh
how is tokegaroh related to amidamaru? amidamaru killed tokegaroh
what is chocolove's dream? to spread the wind of laughter.
what is horo horo's dream? to build a field of coltsfoot
what is yoh's dream? to lead an easy life.
what is ryu's dream? to find the Best Place.
what is Ren's dream? to destroy all hatred.
wat is lyzerg's dream?to kill Hao
why did lyzerg tro away morphine? cause he needed to tro away his spirit b4 he could be bestowed an angel by jeanne sama
wat is lyzerg's new spirit? zeruel.

就是这样
i gt full marks in the end and i was so happy until my alarm rang.......

2009-05-15T12:54:00.000+08:00

终于过去了，可是，它将再回来。。。
我的人生里有许多难关，很多都很侥幸得过了，有些虽然闯关失败，我却不会因此而气馁。
虽然我很笨，但，我相信，天生我材必有用，三百六十行，行行出状元。
我不可能什么也不会吧。。。有些人，努力了十个小时，就有十年的成就。可有些人，努力了十年，却只有一分钟的成就。但是这总好过没成就，就只是需要花多点时间罢了。
我认为，我是那些再怎么努力也不会有什么成就的人。可是，我不会放弃。
不管是人或者是没有生命的东西，都会有优缺点。
就算一个人有再多的缺点，我相信，他的优点还是存在的。只不过，他的优点鸡立鹤群罢了。但这也总好过没有优点。
茫茫缺点中，优点隐隐浮现。有些人因为太在意缺点而忽略了优点，可我不会。
因为。。。。。。。

我只有优点！！！！！！！！！！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！！！

所以，那些认为你缺点一大堆的，不要伤心，灰心，失去信心。
因为，
你---是---有---优---点---的！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

ok,guys,finally found chance to use. but bet the password goin to change again. anyway, tats not th point. i feel tat human are selfish(except me)
why? u ask me why??!!! u go outside, make the place so dirty den rite u dun even care. but dn would u do tat to ur house?!! NO!!!!!
SEE!!!!SO SELFISH!

2009-05-09T22:36:00.000+08:00

i am tellin how i feel right now... not usin impoile or unpolite wrds nvr go check dictionary so dunno

我，最讨厌的就是受人摆布。为什么我需要听他的？他算老几？就算他是老几，他也没有资格告诉我我该怎么做！还不是因为他有许多靠山！因为这些靠山，他要风得风，要雨得雨，胡作非为，为人猖狂也没人管，任由他去！受够了他了！恨不得能将他千刀万剐、碎尸万段、五马分尸、揍得他屁滚尿流，血流口水也从他那歪到一半的嘴巴直流！每次都听他的！他就像是至高无上，比国宝更加珍贵的宝。最好是他长大杀人放火，抢劫掳掠，他们去替他顶罪！最棒的就是看到他在断头台被砍头！限制一个时间，要我听他的，不高兴就把时间拉长，他以为他是谁？！我干吗要听他的？！要不是我一拳打下去他就一命呜呼，我早就在他身上打十几拳，就算这样也消不去我心中的怒火！他很厉害吗？就算我要听别人的指示，那个人也要有资格！要比我强！像他那种只会以哭来博取同情的孬种，没资格！！！！活在这世上也只会浪费国家资源、浪费国家的土地。死了，将他烧死，也浪费火。浪费法师的时间替他念经，浪费所有人可以浪费掉的东西！看到他那下贱的脸，真想拿一把火将他烧得面目全非！一看面相就知道将来会是个没出息的小人！像这种垃圾，cannot reduce reuse and recycle，留下来只会为天下苍生造成祸害！！！要不是杀人犯法，还有生命是一种神圣的东西，除了拥有生命者，他人没资格决定一个生命的存亡与否，，我一定会将他给铲除，让他从这世上，永--远--消--失。

2009-05-09T13:49:00.000+08:00

HI!!!! I M BACK!!!! N BETTER THAN EVER!!!
隐退了江湖数十年，因为个中豪杰的思念及想念把我从孙悟空的花果山给唤了下来。在此，我想跟孙悟空道个谢。谢谢这数十年来的照顾。如今，我重返江湖，必定有所进步，有所改变。有一个问题，这个blog，我换了新歌。只是它的歌是一半一半的，让我非常伤透脑筋。所以，有谁能助我一臂之力，帮我找出问题。谢谢各位。虽然很想再用华语继续再写下去，可是为了咱们的异族同胞们，我只得委屈一点了。还有，那个歌的问题，能尽快就尽快解决。因为，那首歌是如此的好听。只听一半怕你们会觉得心里不舒服，耳朵不舒服，全身不舒服因为想把整首歌给听完。我就告辞了！后会有期！来日方长，一定会再见面的！保重了！

dun misundertand tat i m goin to translate wat i wrote above in eng. cause tats not goin to happen. NOT A CHANCE!!!! ok, so. cause, nth to do, therefore, i revived tis blog. thanks to the Monkey God Sun Wu Kong hu stole some Revival Pills for me to revive tis blog. anyway, tats not the point. i will try not to use inpolite wrds, or unpolite? or impolite? aiyah hu cares. n to continue, i will try to use very polite wrds, even if i m so damn pissed off or watever.

ok to end tis, i shall say...

BEWARE!!!!!
CAUSE YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD HERO
(not spidey of course cause singapore dun have spiderman)

LAOSAII

IS.........

BACK.............!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-02-14T19:32:00.000+08:00

today very good stay at my aunty's house. den can play games plus watch tv. very like nth to post. so i will post about yesterday...

hahahahahahaha......

very expectedly i got top ten........

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........

i wan to say thank my leg for running so hard, my hand swinging so hard. my mouth for hanging to the end n not die because no saliva. n mostly, my body which is so healthy so i can run fast n get a ninth place.......

end.

2009-02-12T15:19:00.003+08:00

nth to post

here to say that only......

2009-02-10T14:27:00.000+08:00

very unexpectedly my a maths scored 4 marks(target is 0) den even more unexpectedly i nid to have extra a maths lesson. haizzzz.... den hor fri nid to go run. siao lor from afternoon to evening den hor mus miss a lot of show leh!!!!!!! aiya!!!! now den remember 6.30 gt galatik football haizzz....
even from the reserviour to my ahma's house still nid take a long time den still will miss galatik football lor..... den hor still gt teen titans den avartar haizzz...... maybe will be punctual for avartar but den will miss galatik football but hor i wan to watch galatik football...... haizzzzz....... den hor aiya, wan to watch galatik football but will miss n den hor is the most exciting part on fri cause rite now is alrdy showing the snow kids finish the maths at the genesis stadium le n now is showing the metal flux is doing bad for their health n cause them to die n now they r stopping to use flux to kick ball alrdy den hor last holiday also gt show galatik football also watch until they cant use flux anymore unless they wan 2 die earlier.....haizzzz......... y always like tat de cant watch interesting part.......... n hor at school gt one very **** *** thing that happened but dun wan tok about it la cause writing that ******* *****'s name pollutes my blog.

2009-02-05T15:01:00.000+08:00

today wake up at 6.0+++ am as usual den reach school ltr den usual.
den hor nth much happen in school leh....... ....... ........
gif me 5 secs to tink of something
AHA~
haha
2day _ _ _ _ (dun say the name) did something(dun say wat thing)n became very paiseh
(if u wan to noe hu n wat thing, ask me personally)

like tat only lor...... aiya nth to post le la.
like tat only la
zaijian la

AHA~
remembered one damn funny thing! when i say funny.............
its FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

today after recess in hall, the retard is toking to the emo kia n dey r standing quite close to each other den i go push the retard den the retard go n bang into emo kia n the detailed things cant say or i would be beaten up by both of them but u all should noe wat happen cause its so obvious wat would happen rite? if u dunno u r more retarded than retard.

aiya den nth more le lor....

2009-02-04T14:10:00.000+08:00

today is 4th feb two thousand and nine( write that to make my post has more words)
today ar, very sian. den the amaths even worse.

(to make my post long i press enter 3 times)

today gt amaths test. teacher say very e-z. but, its damn diff de lor.
1st question i c ar, c(the fourth sound) liao! dunno how to do. say the test question like example de den i go read example only den question come out very diff from example n den i tried 3 questions.
1st one like shit la. do do only from 2 den equation---3 den sub 3 into 1 den stuck le.
den kip anyhow write until ans come out 2.4something something something. den next one is 1.17
looks like wrong ans lor. den 2nd one, c is divide de very happy cause i noe how 2 do divide de.
in the end.....
damn diff. not the same as example lor the question. so diff. when i at question 3 which is the last question left only 5 mins n still gt some questions nvr do finsh.
i gave up at question 3 cause question 4 the same.
but, to let teacher tink that i tried to ans question 4 but have no time to do, i just write a question 4 wif a bracket n day dream until teacher say time's up.
den hor, in conclusion, i tink tat i study is a waste of time lor. cause hor i study de nvr come out i nvr study closely de come out n even if i study i also forget how 2 do. haizzzzzzz....

in a more concluded conclusion,
i hate maths n maths is so diff no matter how i study n i m not the type to study cause not only maths the other subj. also sux except for chi

in the most concluded conclusion,
i hate to study.

2009-01-21T14:08:00.000+08:00

today teacher say can go out of e1 class to e3 or e4 class for chi. den i wrote my name because i wan go e3. but den hor ltr she say she discuss wif teacher le in the end i go e5 de chi class. den hor i go there lor. the class so noisy. everyone kip toking n toking n toking. but den hor nvm. the e5 chi class is in e4 class which is my class so like tat i dun nid to move around in chi class which is very good cause i dun like to move around cause it is troublesome n i dun like to do troublesome thing. den hor like tat only lor. den like tat la. bye bye.

no vulgars make my post short cause vulgars makes up 99.9%(to 3 sf) of my post.

2009-01-17T21:04:00.000+08:00

i wan to announce tat tghis blog will be free of permisson!!!!! YEAH!!!!! YEAH!!!!!

reporting a very late news
SYH(protect the gal dun spell out name), is such a flirt at the camp. ask me to introduce guys<<<<< see it? G-U-Y-S. wif the s, it means plural. haizzz..... use helping frens as excuse but in truth she wan to find one for herself. haizzzz.......
END OF REPORT....

next, my happy news. staying at my aunt's house for today. her com can use for as long as u like. n wasted hundred plus of her money for my new years clothes. the market sell de clothes is as nice as those in shopping mall n price also. a few jeans ar, hundred plus le leh. aiyoh. very nice leh. at here u can play psp play com, no one fite wif u. still can play wif her dog. haha. but stay at her house like stay at camp like tat de cause her bed made of wood like sleep at dorm only difference is gt air con but now dunnid use cause at nite the room alrdy very cold le. n hor still nid to clean the house. haizzz..... if now gt groom my room de show i would ask them come lor. help me clean still can get voucher if win. now the groom my school damn lame. wan groom also fgroom our school ma. den principal can save on renovation fees. write until here la still wan play com de. sayonara n zaijian.